The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-17 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #6661
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   The azn and far left chick are kinda cute I guess
2. 2019-07-17 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #6662
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Back to work today! Waaaaa😭.
3. 2019-07-17 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #6663
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   My dog is on three antibiotics from eating ass.
   
   I'm tired of putting on the anus cream and eye Vaseline. It feels like rape the way he tries to get out of it. I feel bad for people with huge dogs who have to do shit like this.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Common De-mominator
4. 2019-07-17 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #6664
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
   
   lol i went to a board game event at a bar bc no life and instead of their being neckbeards it was mostly all hot girls in their 20s
   
   me and the blonde girl next to me in the pic might have a thing but it's too subtle to tell yet. since shes a regular im going to keep on going there to GF her
   
   too bad that they might think im retarded because i was high on klonopin and basically couldnt instruction or play any of the games without them reciting the rules to me every turn
   
   so far i dont think anyone suspects im a raging lunatic

   
   The girl next to you looks really drunk or like she diarrhea'd her pants. Go get her.
   
   Also, you hang out with the blonde chick with round glasses in the front, she looks interesting. Buy a new shirt for next time.
5. 2019-07-17 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #6665
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I found a service that delivers Mucinex
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
6. 2019-07-17 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #6666
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
7. 2019-07-17 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #6667
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Sploo i just noticed those shorts. Get rid of those. By burning, preferably.
8. 2019-07-17 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #6668
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Sploo i just noticed those shorts. Get rid of those. By burning, preferably.

   
   Shut up nerd. They're fine.
9. 2019-07-17 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #6669
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietPiano Shut up nerd. They're fine.

   
   Looool ok.
10. 2019-07-17 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #6670
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's crazy how good I look compared to how I feel. I constantly catch myself in the mirror and go "holy fuck I'm not a shriveled up rotting carcass covered in pockmarks, I'm actually a relatively attractive man who looks like he's in good physical condition" then remember why I feel so terrible and find a new reason to be depressed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG, 
    • Octavian, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-07-17 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #6671
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Facebook feed full of the latest trend, old people enhancements.
    
    Shame their life expectancy didn't match their pics.
    
    Cunts.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
12. 2019-07-17 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #6672
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sudo It's crazy how good I look compared to how I feel. I constantly catch myself in the mirror and go "holy fuck I'm not a shriveled up rotting carcass covered in pockmarks, I'm actually a relatively attractive man who looks like he's in good physical condition" then remember why I feel so terrible and find a new reason to be depressed

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
13. 2019-07-17 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #6673
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Wait is that actually you Sudo? Holy fuck. What was your username on zoklet? Did you used to go in tinychat and smoke meth? If yes, I think I remember you.
14. 2019-07-17 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #6674
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Sudo = Unstable Fagger
15. 2019-07-17 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #6675
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sudo = Unstable Faggot

    
    Not if that pic is him. Unstable Matter is a big white dude with tats. I used to talk to him in tinychat as well.
16. 2019-07-17 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #6676
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no the pic is of vizier, or mexican moe szyslak
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • GGG
17. 2019-07-17 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #6677
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That pic is vizier
    
    IIRC he got multiple posters way better than him banned for reposting it after he got sick of people making fun of him and started claiming PI
18. 2019-07-17 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #6678
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG My dog is on three antibiotics from eating ass.
    
    I'm tired of putting on the anus cream and eye Vaseline. It feels like rape the way he tries to get out of it. I feel bad for people with huge dogs who have to do shit like this.

    
    Your ass?
19. 2019-07-17 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #6679
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Not if that pic is him. Unstable Matter is a big white dude with tats. I used to talk to him in tinychat as well.

    
    Uhhh that's vizier bro
20. 2019-07-17 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #6680
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox That pic is vizier
    
    IIRC he got multiple posters way better than him banned for reposting it after he got sick of people making fun of him and started claiming PI

    
    I remember he blamed the stupid contrived look on his face on "really needing to shit for like 5 hours so let me put this leather jacket on and snap a picture right quick"
    
    It was a good zoklet meme. Nero and mayweather and village idiot were kind of cringey but they injected good energy into the website.
    
    I think enter posted his families PI which was kind of rude but completely to be expected of enter. I remember enter posting about it's gender dysmorphia years ago back on zoklet when hts didn't even post, and they were friends at the time.
    
    Zoklet was funny because people had misconceptions about the medium that were easy to exploit for comedic effect. Now we're in space where nobody gives a shit and everyone is aware of their own insignificance