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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-17 at 1:44 AM UTCdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-17 at 1:47 AM UTCShe looks like your sister.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-17 at 1:54 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 1:58 AM UTCsounds like she just felt like she needed to take care of you because she thought you were seriously mentally handicappedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-17 at 2:05 AM UTCSmooth as porcelain covered in dried vomit
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2019-07-17 at 2:08 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-17 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 2:13 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 2:18 AM UTCno. there was nothing overt just hinty things girls do to show theyre interested, so far. theres an event every week or so, so im going to see her again and try to break the ice at an appropriate time. it wasnt like a pick-up-chicks-at-the-bar sort of event it was get-to-know-people event. all i meant was i can tell shes into me and that encourages me to continue building that up. i was going to be with her 2 other girls and 1 guy until like 4am but i had to go home before the train shut down around 11
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2019-07-17 at 2:19 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 2:20 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 2:31 AM UTCthe bitrex chug challenge
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2019-07-17 at 2:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 no. there was nothing overt just hinty things girls do to show theyre interested, so far. theres an event every week or so, so im going to see her again and try to break the ice at an appropriate time. it wasnt like a pick-up-chicks-at-the-bar sort of event it was get-to-know-people event. all i meant was i can tell shes into me and that encourages me to continue building that up. i was going to be with her 2 other girls and 1 guy until like 4am but i had to go home before the train shut down around 11
Girls are almost never overt about it. Ask for her number next time. You never know if she'll stop showing up or something. A number doesn't mean you have to date her, it just means you have a way to stay in touch. -
2019-07-17 at 3:28 AM UTCdavid Swiminers buddy put a hole in his wall and freaked out and threw rugs all over the place after taking about 40mg of etizolam today and basically completely fucked the world so David had to basically fucking babysit him because he's too important to him to be fucking up like that so fuck his stupid fucking life. He's going to water the garden in the middle of the night and sniff som more dilaudid eat Cheetos and fall asleep with his dick in his hand because that's the least destructive thing he can do
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2019-07-17 at 3:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Not to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate
In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.
As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharing
RIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018)
I have no idea who this Justin/Malice person was. But I do find it interesting if this post is 100% factual since no one within the first few pages even seemed to have any remorse. That's probably a good indicator that the majority of those who post on this site will die all alone hahahahahahahahahahaha -
2019-07-17 at 5:08 AM UTCJust like you man
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2019-07-17 at 5:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo david Swiminers buddy put a hole in his wall and freaked out and threw rugs all over the place after taking about 40mg of etizolam today and basically completely fucked the world so David had to basically fucking babysit him because he's too important to him to be fucking up like that so fuck his stupid fucking life. He's going to water the garden in the middle of the night and sniff som more dilaudid eat Cheetos and fall asleep with his dick in his hand because that's the least destructive thing he can do
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2019-07-17 at 5:30 AM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 9:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
lol i went to a board game event at a bar bc no life and instead of their being neckbeards it was mostly all hot girls in their 20s
me and the blonde girl next to me in the pic might have a thing but it's too subtle to tell yet. since shes a regular im going to keep on going there to GF her
too bad that they might think im retarded because i was high on klonopin and basically couldnt instruction or play any of the games without them reciting the rules to me every turn
so far i dont think anyone suspects im a raging lunatic
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2019-07-17 at 10:41 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
