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Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...

  1. #81
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Admin I thought you had a job you were trying to hold down?

    I'm not one to speak though…

    I do, still can hit licks in my time off though
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  2. #82
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck walmart

    https://www.thenation.com/article/1-billion-thats-how-much-walmart-avoids-paying-taxes-each-year-through-loopholes/


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  3. #83
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist should never underestimate when it comes to that shit tho. especially if you're not sure. i mean just look at those dudes i posted earlier doing life wop, for fucking shoplifting. the law can really fuck some people when it wants to.

    and by the sound of it that atm skimmer thing would still constitute an 'intent' charge of some sort if they really wanted to fuck with you an all.

    just don't give them a chance i find is best policy.


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    life wop for shoplifting? wut do u mean?
  4. #84
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    err, with out parole.


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  5. #85
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist err, with out parole.


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    The dude had 4 strikes. It wasnt like they just gave him a life sentence solely for shoplifting. That's not to say the 3 or 4 strike rule isnt stupid and should absolutely be discretionary, especially with examples such as that one where a judge says "I simply have no choice."

    Yeah bitch. You do. Please die?
  6. #86
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    We had a friend who definitely had complications when he was born and it left him a bit mentally slow. We said if he was cool like us he would go into Wally World and steal a pair of shoes. We were only joking, but he did not understand that. Anyways, it was not long after about 4 squad cars come speeding through the parking lot and stopped at the front entrance. Our friend did as we suggested. The only reason he was caught because after putting the shoes on and walking out, he never snipped the plastic ring keeping the shoes together as a pair. He was literally shuffling out the door when everyone noticed him, detained him, called the police.



    My ole man whipped my butt for that incident. And I did deserve it. I actually felt bad anyways for doing it. Knowing how mentally slow he was.
  7. #87
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ The dude had 4 strikes. It wasnt like they just gave him a life sentence solely for shoplifting. That's not to say the 3 or 4 strike rule isnt stupid and should absolutely be discretionary, especially with examples such as that one where a judge says "I simply have no choice."

    Yeah bitch. You do. Please die?

    yeah but, they weren't giving him life wop before the shoplifting, for the other four offences, which he'd already paid his dues for. so the reality is that they gave him life wop for shoplifting.


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  8. #88
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man if i lived in america i'd have been lifed off long time ago, lol.


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  9. #89
    Octavian motherfucker
    We have ASDA which is owned by Walmart and it's fucking shit for choice.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by NARCassist so question to all you rattex in this fred. would you also rat out walmart, at the same time as you're ratting out their shoplifter?


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    says raymond the rat.
  11. #91
    Originally posted by mmQ No. Loose lips sink ships. 😊

    but loose lips float his boats.
  12. #92
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says raymond the rat.

    lol, thinks getting rid of the cringiest shitposter from an internet discussion forum is ratting.


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  13. #93
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist man if i lived in america i'd have been lifed off long time ago, lol.


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    probably dude they really screw you over for nothing, but im sure the UK is gay but in a different way
  14. #94
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably dude they really screw you over for nothing, but im sure the UK is gay but in a different way

    yeah you would have to do some seriously fucked up shit to be locked up forever here.

    its right tho, there's no justification for taking a mans life away for stealing a slice of pizza ffs. that's just wrong, no matter what the circumstances were. if nobody died then it doesn't warrant life.


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  15. #95
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lol @ criminals itt complaining the laws are too harsh.

    Maybe don't commit crimes? I never had to deal with this shit cause guess what? I'm not a shitbag.
  16. #96
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't commit crimes. i have never in my life ever broken one of my laws.


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  17. #97
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't commit crimes. i have never in my life ever broken one of my laws.


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    societies determine what is and is not laws.

    not you.
  18. #98
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't commit crimes. i have never in my life ever broken one of my laws.


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    >has been to prison

    >posts heroin pics

    Nice try
  19. #99
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny societies determine what is and is not laws.

    not you.

    well they can live by their laws then. i determine the rules i live by, nobody else.


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG >has been to prison

    >posts heroin pics

    Nice try

    none of the times i was held hostage was because i'd broken any of my laws. it fucktards having problems because i never abided by their rules. but that's their rules, not mine. fucking retards.


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