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Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...

  1. 2019-07-15 at 9:16 PM UTC
    #61
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist loose lips sink ships mate


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    Is GEAR legal where you live ?
  2. 2019-07-15 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nope


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  3. 2019-07-15 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #63
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist loose lips sink ships mate


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    True, and I do take that into consideration before talking about any of my past transgressions, but a few grand here and a few grand there from like 15+ years ago... I'm not an expert on statutes of limitations and all that, for Canada or any country for that matter, but I'm like 99% sure I'm outside of any such statutes for such relatively trivial financial crimes.

    And the ATM skimmer never even worked out.
  4. 2019-07-15 at 9:22 PM UTC
    #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist nope


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    Interesting.

    Thank you.
  5. 2019-07-15 at 9:37 PM UTC
    #65
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gadzooks True, and I do take that into consideration before talking about any of my past transgressions, but a few grand here and a few grand there from like 15+ years ago… I'm not an expert on statutes of limitations and all that, for Canada or any country for that matter, but I'm like 99% sure I'm outside of any such statutes for such relatively trivial financial crimes.

    And the ATM skimmer never even worked out.

    should never underestimate when it comes to that shit tho. especially if you're not sure. i mean just look at those dudes i posted earlier doing life wop, for fucking shoplifting. the law can really fuck some people when it wants to.

    and by the sound of it that atm skimmer thing would still constitute an 'intent' charge of some sort if they really wanted to fuck with you an all.

    just don't give them a chance i find is best policy.


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  6. 2019-07-15 at 9:41 PM UTC
    #66
    Admin African Astronaut
    They have to see you select the item.

    The shoplifter can just say they came in with the item.
  7. 2019-07-15 at 9:41 PM UTC
    #67
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Interesting.

    Thank you.

    you're most very welcome mmq

    glad i could be of service.

    would you like to suck on my cock an all?


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  8. 2019-07-15 at 9:43 PM UTC
    #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist you're most very welcome mmq

    glad i could be of service.

    would you like to suck on my cock an all?


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    No. Loose lips sink ships. 😊
  9. 2019-07-15 at 9:47 PM UTC
    #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ No. Loose lips sink ships. 😊

    may be safer if i come up on deck then


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  10. 2019-07-15 at 9:58 PM UTC
    #70
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    mq I want to hear more stories about you robbing homes. What kind of surveillance did you do? What sort of stuff did you steal, and did you sell it or keep it? Do you have any TIPS to avoid being robbed by other mqs?

    A few months ago I heard someone walking on my roof at like 2am. It sounded like they walked to where the exhaust is (which looks like a chimney and is grated) and then jumped off. After that I started looking up ways to NOT get robbed and moved the gun to my nightstand. I really don't want to believe that somebody was walking on my roof but the footsteps were clear as fuck. Like boots. ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE TWO. Exactly like when someone is up there to clean the gutters.
  11. 2019-07-15 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #71
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    house burglars are fucking dicks. i did a couple when i was about 16/17 and gave it up. going through peoples homes is just shitty as fuck. horrible no good cunts house burglars.


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  12. 2019-07-15 at 10:37 PM UTC
    #72
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG mq I want to hear more stories about you robbing homes. What kind of surveillance did you do? What sort of stuff did you steal, and did you sell it or keep it? Do you have any TIPS to avoid being robbed by other mqs?

    A few months ago I heard someone walking on my roof at like 2am. It sounded like they walked to where the exhaust is (which looks like a chimney and is grated) and then jumped off. After that I started looking up ways to NOT get robbed and moved the gun to my nightstand. I really don't want to believe that somebody was walking on my roof but the footsteps were clear as fuck. Like boots. ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE TWO. Exactly like when someone is up there to clean the gutters.

    I'll type a little summary of my STYLE in a bit. I would love to help you feel better protected.



    Originally posted by NARCassist house burglars are fucking dicks. i did a couple when i was about 16/17 and gave it up. going through peoples homes is just shitty as fuck. horrible no good cunts house burglars.


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    I agree. It was a very shitty thing to do. I was really good at justifying shitty behavior though. I still am but my shitty behaviors are less shitty now.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. 2019-07-15 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #73
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dont burglarize houses but I did hit a couple licks today, stole a bunch of watches through the back door at the wally world where my chicken "left" them.
  14. 2019-07-15 at 11:20 PM UTC
    #74
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But I was on the clock, silly.

    The question implies that you would be on the clock, dumb ass. Looks like I caught you in another lie.
  15. 2019-07-15 at 11:49 PM UTC
    #75
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont burglarize houses but I did hit a couple licks today, stole a bunch of watches through the back door at the wally world where my chicken "left" them.

    I thought you had a job you were trying to hold down?

    I'm not one to speak though...
  16. 2019-07-15 at 11:53 PM UTC
    #76
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I knew this one guy who broke into an apartment and it ended up the family that lived there was really poor, but they had a miniature temple of some sort all set up in one of the rooms, and it had what he described as "offerings", which had been neatly placed in front of the temple. The items included 5 or 6 dollars in coins, a 5 dollar bill, a watch, a gold tie clip, some gold cufflinks, and some other baubles. The whole apartment was practically barren, with a couple of mattresses laying on the floor and almost no food in the fridge, no pictures on the walls, no couch, no chairs. The guy went into the temple room and saw the stuff laying there and just left without taking anything at all from the place, and he was in a kind of state of shock for at least a few days. He was like, "I don't rob no poor people's temples".
  17. 2019-07-15 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #77
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Hood dynamic is a strange thing. There's variables to who does/does not get robbed.
  18. 2019-07-16 at 12 AM UTC
    #78
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet The question implies that you would be on the clock, dumb ass. Looks like I caught you in another lie.

    If you're a cop off duty, you don't go around chasing jaywalkers.
  19. 2019-07-16 at 1:15 AM UTC
    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My junkie friend got chased out of a Saks Fifth Avenue trying to boost designer clothes and he threw down with the security guard in the parking lot and beat the guy half to death, got 2 years in prison for it. Thats why they tell you not to chase crazy people.
  20. 2019-07-16 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #80
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    When I worked there I was taking them up top myself. Fuck Wal-Mart
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