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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist well they can live by their laws then. i determine the rules i live by, nobody else.


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    until they find out you've been breaking their laws and that's when they determine your proper libensraum for the next few years.

    we have more in commom than you can imagine.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we have more in commom than you can imagine.

    No


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  3. Originally posted by NARCassist No


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    your right.

    im better than you.

    and smarter too.
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist none of the times i was held hostage was because i'd broken any of my laws. it fucktards having problems because i never abided by their rules. but that's their rules, not mine. fucking retards.


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    "held hostage"

    You mean convicted of a crime and sentenced?
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    THOT CRIMES MAN
  6. Shrooms Houston
    When freedom is taken away it's a hostage situation
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist man if i lived in america i'd have been lifed off long time ago, lol.


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    britain is much more lax with its laws?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Lol @ criminals itt complaining the laws are too harsh.

    Maybe don't commit crimes? I never had to deal with this shit cause guess what? I'm not a shitbag.

    ur a boring normie. that's why.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who was saying there are too many laws to even remember and most people commit multiple crimes a day without even thinking about it whether its traffic crimes or otherwise?
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Who was saying there are too many laws to even remember and most people commit multiple crimes a day without even thinking about it whether its traffic crimes or otherwise?

    my mom.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some people make a living out of catching shoplifters. They'll go to the department store and hang out like a regular shopper and watch for lifters and then approach them outside the store and confront them and demand money. In 9 out of 10 cases, the thief pays in full right there, and the career fraudster walks away with the merch and can sell it on Kijiji for even more cash.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some people make a living out of catching shoplifters. They'll go to the department store and hang out like a regular shopper and watch for lifters and then approach them outside the store and confront them and demand money. In 9 out of 10 cases, the thief pays in full right there, and the career fraudster walks away with the merch and can sell it on Kijiji for even more cash.

    uh huh.
  13. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you're a cop off duty, you don't go around chasing jaywalkers.

    Both the question stated in this thread, and your posts regarding being loss prevention in another thread imply that you were "on duty", "on the clock", "currently acting as", or whatever stupid term you want to try to spin it into. You lied, you got caught, and continue to try to dig a deeper hole.
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Both the question stated in this thread, and your posts regarding being loss prevention in another thread imply that you were "on duty", "on the clock", "currently acting as", or whatever stupid term you want to try to spin it into. You lied, you got caught, and continue to try to dig a deeper hole.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Both the question stated in this thread, and your posts regarding being loss prevention in another thread imply that you were "on duty", "on the clock", "currently acting as", or whatever stupid term you want to try to spin it into. You lied, you got caught, and continue to try to dig a deeper hole.

    You don't scare me, kid.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung my mom.

    Dont patronize me .
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG Lol @ criminals itt complaining the laws are too harsh.

    Maybe don't commit crimes? I never had to deal with this shit cause guess what? I'm not a shitbag.

    i think your masters are calling you §m£ÂgØL, run along now you subservient faggot.

    you could certainly use the exercise anyway.


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some people make a living out of catching shoplifters. They'll go to the department store and hang out like a regular shopper and watch for lifters and then approach them outside the store and confront them and demand money. In 9 out of 10 cases, the thief pays in full right there, and the career fraudster walks away with the merch and can sell it on Kijiji for even more cash.

    only most shoplifters are shoplifting because they need to make money. if you got money then you don't go risking getting locked up now, do ya?

    and even if they did have money, most are just gonna act like they're one of the majority who don't. and others, they'll just fucking stab you.

    fucking mong


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  19. Originally posted by NARCassist only most shoplifters are shoplifting because they need to make money. if you got money then you don't go risking getting locked up now, do ya?

    and even if they did have money, most are just gonna act like they're one of the majority who don't. and others, they'll just fucking stab you.

    fucking mong


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    what happened to your theory of "people enjoy doing it because its illegal" ?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok §m£ÂgØL sorry this took me so long.

    So.

    When I was burglar I was 16 and 17 years old.

    It all started with happenstance; being friends with people who just happened to introduce me into the world of stealing.

    It all started with "night ops" for lack of a better term. We used to literally just run through backyards hopping fences and triggering people's search lights, thinking that was the craziest shit ever. Obviously those people were asleep and never even knew that us HOOLIGANS were running through their yard. But of course we thought we were doing some serious shit. Haha.

    Then one day my friend Wyatt introduced me to 'car hopping.' We all know what that is. There was a rush involved and every time you found a car whose doors were unlocked it was such a feeling of satisfaction. "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?!" You know the bit. Stealing people's CD cases that were hanging on their visor. Loose change from the console. Any trinkets that were worthy of stealing.

    Eventually that led into lowered inhibition and a give no fucks attitude toward stealing from people in general. WHEN YOU DONT KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU'RE STEALING FROM IT MAKES IT OK.

    So. Then I came upon this article one day about these two girls that were robbing houses and it literally described how they did it, and if not for that article I may have never gotten into actual house burglary. Thank you, media. It's their fault, not mine. :)

    I'm jumping ahead now because I'm glossing over the year or two that we strictly car hopped and GARAGE HOPPED, all at night time of course. Many many good scores. Purses, wallets, alcohols, electronics, you name it, we found it. Goinf through suburban neighborhoods checking for open side garage doors and when people park their cars in their garages they of course rarely lock their car doors, so it was just a free for all at that point.

    It would take me days to list all the shit I found.

    All this to say that I realize I was/am a very bad person and gave no fucks whatsoever about the people I was taking from. Out of sight out of mind..

    So anyway, the story about the girls burglarizing houses... I had never considered that even and I would never have thought to even attempt such a thing until I saw it.

    I have to do something I'll write up part 2 of this on a little bit.
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