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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cream the Rabbit My name is not lewd! quit saying that
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i remember mentioning before on here about rinsing my asshole in the sink with water after taking a shit, then half of you talking like i was a fucking weirdo, lol.


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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Anyone who doesn't use water is literally walking around with shitty shit particles clinging to their ass, sprinkling and sweating down into their underwear and thighs creating the rank trail of swamp ass below their waist behind them.

    They're completely unaware at the doodie aroma oil slick they're releasing in their wake. Plants physically wilt around them. People's nostrils very mildly flare and they literally subconsciously hate these people for reasons neither of them can usually even articulate to themselves, they just feel baseline revulsion due to the poopie undertones.

    They walk around having an unpleasant experience in their everyday because they smell like shit.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2562923/
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist i remember mentioning before on here about rinsing my asshole in the sink with water after taking a shit, then half of you talking like i was a fucking weirdo, lol.


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    You don't rinse your asshole in the sink that's fuckin gross retard ew just cup your left hand and splash the bowl water up at your ass.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator You don't rinse your asshole in the sink that's fuckin gross retard ew just cup your left hand and splash the bowl water up at your ass.

    gross? lolmssao

    sinks are for washing in, you mong


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  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just shit in the shower wtf is wrong with you people
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Waffle stomp
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG Just shit in the shower wtf is wrong with you people

    fuck me, did you just reinvent my 'just piss in the sink like normal people' joke?


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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    If you don't colon cleanse then you are filthy.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If you don't colon cleanse then you are filthy.

    are you about to try and justify some sort of faggotry?


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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've wiped with paper my whole life. Never a bidet or water. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah you might get a little rash over time but you just deal with it like a man.

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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by NARCassist are you about to try and justify some sort of faggotry?


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    There's nothing gay about sticking things up your butt
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I've wiped with paper my whole life. Never a bidet or water. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah you might get a little rash over time but you just deal with it like a man.


    Fuck you mother fucker
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ I've wiped with paper my whole life. Never a bidet or water. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah you might get a little rash over time but you just deal with it like a man.


    looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research

    Unfortunately that was only picture.

    "Hey I’m a Nurse in Germany and this is a Photo of an old Lady that came to our Hospital. We’ve known her for a while, 6 Months before this Photo was taken she could walk around and delivered the newspaper in her neighborhood.

    4 Days before she came to us she did not feel well, sat down on her couch and didn’t move anymore. So she was covered in feces when the paramedics brought her to the hospital. The smell was horrific and there was no chance of surgical removal of the necrosis so she died 3 Weeks later.

    In my 5 year Career I have only seen 1 Decubital Ulcera like this."
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  17. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There's nothing gay about sticking things up your butt



    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research

    why is that utensil blacked out
  18. frala Avant garde shartist
    It’s probably a sheet of paper with PHI/wound measurements/etc.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I honestly thought it was just another hole
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  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut

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