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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-11 at 4:12 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 4:23 PM UTCi remember mentioning before on here about rinsing my asshole in the sink with water after taking a shit, then half of you talking like i was a fucking weirdo, lol.
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2019-07-11 at 4:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Anyone who doesn't use water is literally walking around with shitty shit particles clinging to their ass, sprinkling and sweating down into their underwear and thighs creating the rank trail of swamp ass below their waist behind them.
They're completely unaware at the doodie aroma oil slick they're releasing in their wake. Plants physically wilt around them. People's nostrils very mildly flare and they literally subconsciously hate these people for reasons neither of them can usually even articulate to themselves, they just feel baseline revulsion due to the poopie undertones.
They walk around having an unpleasant experience in their everyday because they smell like shit.
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2019-07-11 at 4:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i remember mentioning before on here about rinsing my asshole in the sink with water after taking a shit, then half of you talking like i was a fucking weirdo, lol.
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You don't rinse your asshole in the sink that's fuckin gross retard ew just cup your left hand and splash the bowl water up at your ass. -
2019-07-11 at 4:58 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 5:08 PM UTCJust shit in the shower wtf is wrong with you people
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2019-07-11 at 5:09 PM UTCWaffle stomp
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2019-07-11 at 5:42 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 5:48 PM UTCIf you don't colon cleanse then you are filthy.
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2019-07-11 at 5:54 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 5:59 PM UTCI've wiped with paper my whole life. Never a bidet or water. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah you might get a little rash over time but you just deal with it like a man.
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2019-07-11 at 6:02 PM UTCi am Hatred
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2019-07-11 at 6:04 PM UTC
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2019-07-11 at 6:04 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-11 at 6:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I've wiped with paper my whole life. Never a bidet or water. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah you might get a little rash over time but you just deal with it like a man.
looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research -
2019-07-11 at 6:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research
Unfortunately that was only picture.
"Hey Iβm a Nurse in Germany and this is a Photo of an old Lady that came to our Hospital. Weβve known her for a while, 6 Months before this Photo was taken she could walk around and delivered the newspaper in her neighborhood.
4 Days before she came to us she did not feel well, sat down on her couch and didnβt move anymore. So she was covered in feces when the paramedics brought her to the hospital. The smell was horrific and there was no chance of surgical removal of the necrosis so she died 3 Weeks later.
In my 5 year Career I have only seen 1 Decubital Ulcera like this."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-11 at 6:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There's nothing gay about sticking things up your butt
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research
why is that utensil blacked out -
2019-07-11 at 7:07 PM UTCItβs probably a sheet of paper with PHI/wound measurements/etc.
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2019-07-11 at 7:12 PM UTCI honestly thought it was just another holeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-11 at 7:53 PM UTC
