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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-06 at 10:57 PM UTCI'll play along. Why not.
Originally posted by Sudo please provide citations for your loving nurturing womanliness. Are you trying to get Casper to suck your titties like a baby? Please answer these questions and I can determine how loving nurturing and womanly you are
1. Do you play with your friends kids when they come over? (assuming you have friends not from the internet)
2. Do you specifically walk by homeless people so you can give them money?
3. Do you ever go in the maternity ward to breastfeed methadone babies?
4. Do you erect duck crossing signs on every local highway in case ducks ever decide to cross there one day?
5. Do you hop exhibits at the zoo and try to live as a lemur or whatever animal seems cute and misunderstood to you?
6. Has every sexual encounter of your life resulted in a creampie?
7. Do you have 18 dogs and cats which you call "fur babies?"
Will provide follow up questions if you even qualify as a natural nurturer
1. I dont have friends i hang out with that have kids but yes I am awesome with kids and on the rare occasion I am with them they love me and I love them. :D teehee!
2. No. I dont go out of my to avoid them and I'm just as good as the next guy as ignoring them but sometimes I give them money anyway it all just depends on my mood / level of intoxication.
3. No, I go to the maternity ward pretending to be a methadone baby to try and get breast feed.
4. No. I take all road signs of any kind down whenever I can. Fuck you fuck em all.
5. I was just at the zoo the other day and did in fact hop several fences. Nothing too dangerous but I wanted to get a picture with the sleeping llamas and they woke up when I got close and charged me so I ran away and skinned my shin jumping back over the fence.
6. Yes.
7. I just had Chootie and she's obviously dead dad status. I never called her a faggot fur babby though. Just other faggot terms which I've listed before. -
2019-07-07 at 2:11 AM UTCZero sense of humor faggots.
How does someone actually get a dildo lodged into their own body unable to get it out ? Does it just Suck it in and your hand loses the grasp of the end of it and you're like "noooooo" as it somehow sucks itself further inside you and there's nothing you can do about it ? -
2019-07-07 at 2:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Zero sense of humor faggots.
How does someone actually get a dildo lodged into their own body unable to get it out ? Does it just Suck it in and your hand loses the grasp of the end of it and you're like "noooooo" as it somehow sucks itself further inside you and there's nothing you can do about it ?
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2019-07-07 at 2:36 AM UTCjust poop out your dildo goddamn
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2019-07-07 at 2:37 AM UTC^.^ You try to pull it out but accidentally keep pushing it in deeper and deeper until you can't reach it anymore. If you can still touch it then obviously you can still get it out, you just have open up buttercup a little bit more with your fingees.
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2019-07-07 at 2:37 AM UTC
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2019-07-07 at 3:22 AM UTC
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2019-07-07 at 5:07 AM UTCHope you all are doing well.
Hey, Narc. How ya been? Well, I'm hoping. Love ya, ma nigga.
Sprained my ankle bad, can barely walk, so I didn't do my glow bracelet hustle tonight at the bars... Oh well... There's always next week. It was so bad, I barely could make it up to cop dope, but I eventually did with some help from a friend. Thw bus driver was super nice and let me pay, and sit down before driving the bus off, which NEVER HAPPENS. I really needed that today. He was super awesome. Even caught same dude on the way back. -
2019-07-07 at 6:10 AM UTCCasper is neither dead nor in jail, I can confirm that. Imma try to put the retard signal out later and see if there is a responseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-07 at 8:57 AM UTCDi2. How
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2019-07-07 at 10:12 AM UTC
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2019-07-07 at 11:24 AM UTCSenpai life chose me and i live by the code. Team Imouto.
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2019-07-07 at 11:37 AM UTCMy ass is a portal
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2019-07-07 at 11:58 AM UTCOpen the floodgates Mommy
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2019-07-07 at 12:04 PM UTC
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2019-07-07 at 12:26 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
