The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-06 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #6261
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i invented a cool new fetish
   
   wearing a carrot suit and getting buried alive, with a snorkel so you can still breathe underground, and then a farmer slowly unearths you like they're harvesting you for food

   
   hawt
   
   
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2. 2019-07-06 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #6262
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Probably just a thing for tight/cramped spaces, like reverse claustrophobia
   
   I used to be like that

   
   prolly reminds him of being back in the womb. some people like that sort of thing.
   
   
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3. 2019-07-06 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #6263
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by CountBlah HOw long has casper been MIA?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Last post was 6/28

   
   doing a detox weren't he? he coulda scored and misjudged how low his tolerance level was. its easy done when you been clean a while.
   
   
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   Originally posted by Technologist I don’t think he’s even reading. I sent him a PM, and no reply. I’m a little worried😢

4. 2019-07-06 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #6264
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   LSD not posted in ages either. maybe somebody drunk his coffee again.
   
   
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5. 2019-07-06 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #6265
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano I'm undecided as to whether I should try to get one last gaba increase or not, so that I would be on the max dosage; 1200mg t.i.d. The only thing is that I'm pretty sure it's making me tired throughout the day (along with everything else I'm taking and going through) and it's enough to make me not want to go any higher than I absolutely need. I'm really fine with what I'm getting though.
   
   Gaba is the best drug period, and I think it should be a human right that every person shall be entitled to at least 1G of gabapentin per day minimum.

   
   I tried to go back on gabapentin recently and it sent my depression into a spiral, never had that happen before from gabas but it was clearly the gabapentin.
6. 2019-07-06 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #6266
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Does methadone not get you too high but deal with the withdrawals?

   
   yep pretty much, it deals with the cluck pretty well but doesn't get you high at all. some people think it does but i'd say that was just placebo effect. its deadly stuff an all to people who don't have any opiate tolerance tho, killer shit for real.
   
   
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7. 2019-07-06 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #6267
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by DietPiano I'm undecided as to whether I should try to get one last gaba increase or not, so that I would be on the max dosage; 1200mg t.i.d. The only thing is that I'm pretty sure it's making me tired throughout the day (along with everything else I'm taking and going through) and it's enough to make me not want to go any higher than I absolutely need. I'm really fine with what I'm getting though.
   
   Gaba is the best drug period, and I think it should be a human right that every person shall be entitled to at least 1G of gabapentin per day minimum.

   
   do you use a lot of sugar?
   
   
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8. 2019-07-06 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #6268
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i was all like 589308390 got SOOOO0000000 mad wuz screming 4990334 ovr and ovr yea84 yea85 pissed myself like a humiliated slut
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   you're funny, she's funny.
   
   
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9. 2019-07-06 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #6269
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 my posts make you feel dey shame?
   
   my posts on this medium bonk up your cranium?
   
   you flea, a leaf at most. get your specks out of my sight. its my time to shine

   
   i bet if i knew what that meant it'd be hilarious
   
   
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10. 2019-07-06 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #6270
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by GGG Your Mommy gave you some weird ideas about Mommies
    
    Technologist is a REAL Mommy with a REAL heart..
    
    U tryin to insult my Mommy, Sudo?

    
    y'all notice how faggots always have major mommy issues?
    
    
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11. 2019-07-06 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #6271
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist y'all notice how faggots always have major mommy issues?
    
    
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    Uh, did you just say 'mommy'
    
    What a fucking fag holy shit lmao
12. 2019-07-06 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #6272
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by GGG Uh, did you just say 'mommy'
    
    What a fucking fag holy shit lmao

    
    lol, just putting it how you amerifags would understand it.
    
    
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13. 2019-07-06 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #6273
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyway i think its time to take your diet pill §m£ÂgØL, so waddle along now.
    
    
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14. 2019-07-06 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #6274
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist anyway i think its time to take your diet Pill §m£ÂgØL, so waddle along now.
    
    
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    Yeah, I've been wanting to give §m£ÂgØL a Rational Diet pill for a while now.
15. 2019-07-06 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #6275
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tmk Casper has been (super duper) slowly tapering for a long time now, so theres no way he messed up his doses narc. He's just afk playing some video games for a while. Paradoxically.
    
    Chillaaax guys.. you're gonna make him feel bad for taking a break from being retarded.
16. 2019-07-06 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #6276
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wake up with the morning Sun
    It's time to start my day
    I'm gonna make a pizza
    It's gonna taste so great
    Pepperoni, some olive slice
    Some peppers too, wouldn't that be nice?
    Put it all on top of the cheese
    Put that sucker in the oven please!
    I try to make a pizza every day
    But i've always failed
    But this will be the one
    This will be the pizza, that i nailed!
17. 2019-07-06 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #6277
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist LSD not posted in ages either. maybe somebody drunk his coffee again.
    
    
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    I think he said he was going back to jail
18. 2019-07-06 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #6278
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you for the contact buzz, Canadian wildfires.
19. 2019-07-06 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #6279
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    how do you know it was Canadian, migger? maybe it was from zimbabwe or some shit. fuck you in the kindest way possible:)
20. 2019-07-06 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #6280
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Sudo please provide citations for your loving nurturing womanliness. Are you trying to get Casper to suck your titties like a baby? Please answer these questions and I can determine how loving nurturing and womanly you are
    
    1. Do you play with your friends kids when they come over? (assuming you have friends not from the internet)
    
    2. Do you specifically walk by homeless people so you can give them money?
    
    3. Do you ever go in the maternity ward to breastfeed methadone babies?
    
    4. Do you erect duck crossing signs on every local highway in case ducks ever decide to cross there one day?
    
    5. Do you hop exhibits at the zoo and try to live as a lemur or whatever animal seems cute and misunderstood to you?
    
    6. Has every sexual encounter of your life resulted in a creampie?
    
    7. Do you have 18 dogs and cats which you call "fur babies?"
    
    Will provide follow up questions if you even qualify as a natural nurturer

    
    
    Got back from work a bit ago and saw your reply. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to take the time to give you a reply or not, with some people I just can’t be bothered. But then I decided, WTH, why not quote it and play along for shits and giggles. Why the hell not? So I quoted it, then I went back and reread your first paragraph. Yanno, about Casper sucking my titties? What is your brain cruising on today that would make you ask such a stupid question? Why be a sick fuck?
    
    So, needless to say, I won’t be playing along.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG