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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm in then of them good moods all the sudden where my body feels really funny all over and it makes me smile and giigle

    Inb4 tramadol seizure
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  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by JΟ…icebox I didn't think I was racist but if I was in that situation I wouldn't want to go anywhere in public

    It's not the race though, it's the implications

    Yeah I mean no one should really care what other people think but it's just one snide comment from whoever that can totally plant a seed of doubt or water one that's already there. My cringey attempt at being profound lol.
  3. Originally posted by RestStop Yeah I mean no one should really care what other people think but it's just one snide comment from whoever that can totally plant a seed of doubt or water one that's already there. My cringey attempt at being profound lol.

    I don't know, it wouldn't stop me from dating someone I really loved and I wouldn't treat the child any different but I would be lying if I said I wouldn't be uncomfortable in public for a while

    I think the same would apply to a child of any color that wasn't mine though, just moreso with a child that obviously wasn't mine, I don't think it's a race thing
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by JΟ…icebox I don't know, it wouldn't stop me from dating someone I really loved and I wouldn't treat the child any different but I would be lying if I said I wouldn't be uncomfortable in public for a while

    My (hispanic) uncle adopted a blonde kid with his wife. He has black hair, super mexican facial hair, and he lives in the South. Wife is white.

    He says its constantly a thing for him to get looks. Apparently he has been approached before by people thinking it isn't his kid. I feel bad for him because he's had his son since he was born. I remember he had some complication after he was born and they were right there beside him while his junkie mother wasn't.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  6. Originally posted by Sudo Who wrote that kinda well known article/charpter in a book trying to quantify how much a human life was worth where they tried adding the money a cancer drug that gave you like 3 more months to live costs dividing by obama paying 10k for each family member of that yemeni wedding convoy they thought was anwar al maliki or something? It was kinda well known.

    A life is worth nowhere near that amount. 10k seems about right for a typical non statesman/civilian without huge assets. Everyone talks about whether or not they'd suck a dick for 1 million cuckbux but nobody wants to talk about whether they would snipe a random from a roof when they got out to start their car in the morning for 10k. Life is a cheap whore

    I believe I read a study somewhere where they said that based on some sort of statistics compilation that a human life was worth approximately 30k

    I might've just made that up though, I don't remember where I read it
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Just heard a fluttering sound above my head and looked up to see a seagull flying overhead with a plastic carrier bag caught on its foot, lol.


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  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Dota2 Autocuck
  9. Just bought my second pack of toilet paper since November

    Sure is great having the place to myself
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  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Sure wish I could shit...this drinking binge...is awesome but can't shit anything out. Any off hand suggestions? water and exercise ain't doing fuck all. Prune juice just makes me even more thirsty for some reason. I need to shit...I feel so heavy and makes me so uncomfortable when i wanna eat a big delicious meal. spaghetti and meatballs tonight..maybe some garlic bread but this feeling is just pissing on that fine mood. Ugh
  11. You eat to eat fiber. I reccomend raisin bran because it's delicious and has 9g per serving, which means if you eat 2 servings you get an entire days worth of fiber. You're probably not getting nearly enough.

    I also take magnesium (supplement) most days, especially when I haven't crapped. If all else fails, then it's time to use milk of mag. Stimulant laxatives suck and don't work for me. Colace is also wonderful and you can take it everday if you want. I used colace everyday on heroin and couldn't poop without it. Good luck.
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I eat raisin bran too, I also eat honey bunches of oats with almongs
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    High fiber = take good shits.
  14. world wealth / population of world = ???profit
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator High fiber = take good shits.

    Too high fiber = take no shits
  16. i invented a cool new fetish

    wearing a carrot suit and getting buried alive, with a snorkel so you can still breathe underground, and then a farmer slowly unearths you like they're harvesting you for food
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    haet
  18. Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š i invented a cool new fetish

    wearing a carrot suit and getting buried alive, with a snorkel so you can still breathe underground, and then a farmer slowly unearths you like they're harvesting you for food

    Probably just a thing for tight/cramped spaces, like reverse claustrophobia

    I used to be like that
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    autism blanket me mommy
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š i invented a cool new fetish

    wearing a carrot suit and getting buried alive, with a snorkel so you can still breathe underground, and then a farmer slowly unearths you like they're harvesting you for food



    Originally posted by JΟ…icebox Probably just a thing for tight/cramped spaces, like reverse claustrophobia

    I used to be like that

    Yeah I can relate. Cramped but cushy places I use to like.

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