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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    like between a pair of milkers
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i invented a cool new fetish

    wearing a carrot suit and getting buried alive, with a snorkel so you can still breathe underground, and then a farmer slowly unearths you like they're harvesting you for food

    hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
    DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    love and waffles,

    t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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  4. Originally posted by Dregs Sure wish I could shit…this drinking binge…is awesome but can't shit anything out. Any off hand suggestions? water and exercise ain't doing fuck all. Prune juice just makes me even more thirsty for some reason. I need to shit…I feel so heavy and makes me so uncomfortable when i wanna eat a big delicious meal. spaghetti and meatballs tonight..maybe some garlic bread but this feeling is just pissing on that fine mood. Ugh

    Magnesium citrate, available for a dollar and some change at any store that's not a gas station
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  5. Originally posted by Common De-mominator hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
    DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <— me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    love and waffles,

    t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

    I dated a girl in high school that was like this. I was too, but not to anywhere near that extent

    I think we all had a "lol SO RANDOM XD" phase
  6. Originally posted by Common De-mominator hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
    DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <— me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    love and waffles,

    t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

    ill bury your whore mother without a snorkel you fucking disgusting shameful rat
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 ill bury your whore mother without a snorkel you fucking disgusting shameful rat

    ~uWu I found my tsundere (~__^)
  8. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    HOw long has casper been MIA?
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CountBlah HOw long has casper been MIA?

    Physically or spiritually?
  10. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Physically or spiritually?

    physically
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  12. Technologist victim of incest
    I don’t think he’s even reading. I sent him a PM, and no reply. I’m a little worried😢
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Casper is a fucking tank. Y'all don't need to worry about him. He is probably just busy with life shit
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, and the bigger they are, the harder they fall. I bet he’s fine also, but I have 2 concerns.

    1. He was getting ready to lower his dose of subs, and it was making him feel awful.

    2. He was pretty upset about his friends death, and was trying to find out what went down. Some things are better left alone.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Subs are for cucks yeah oooo subs are for cucks
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Casper is on methadone not suboxone you fucking faggots.

    so quick to "omg so concerned" when he didn't post for a couple days but don't even know the opiate replacement drug he's prescribed. I hope you fall asleep in a chair and wake up feeling kinked up all day
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  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Does methadone not get you too high but deal with the withdrawals?
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sudo Casper is on methadone not suboxone you fucking faggots.

    so quick to "omg so concerned" when he didn't post for a couple days but don't even know the opiate replacement drug he's prescribed. I hope you fall asleep in a chair and wake up feeling kinked up all day

    Oh wow, I made a mistake on the Med he’s using, strike me down now!🙄

    So what if I’m concerned, it has nothing to do with you. I know you wish people would care about you, but you're too mean and nasty.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    My back is fucked, I sleep like Jon Merick all twisted. I need to sleep straight. Takes me fucking ages to get out my car and put my socks on.

    FML!

    Blood tests tomorrow. I've missed the last 3 appointments.
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh wow, I made a mistake on the Med he’s using, strike me down now!🙄

    So what if I’m concerned, it has nothing to do with you. I know you wish people would care about you, but you're too mean and nasty.

    Shut up faggot.

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