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  1. "Santa isn't real, ya little cunts!"
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TENDIES!
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    *CRASHES THROUGH WALL*

    WHO SAID TENDIES?! WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?! GIVE ME THE TENDIES!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw-ewr_z8eU

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-12-17T00:27:08.177334+00:00
  5. The song gold by Kierra or sumbitch has been playing in my head for months

    Post last edited by yum at 2016-12-17T05:38:08.634789+00:00
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I need to buy cough syrup for the first time (pretty mild sore throat, I just don’t want to deal with this) and don’t know what the best otc stuff is.
  7. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Malice I need to buy cough syrup for the first time (pretty mild sore throat, I just don’t want to deal with this) and don’t know what the best otc stuff is.

    Either don't smoke things or don't be a pussy. Cough syrup is more harmful than good, unless it's alcohol.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Merlin Either don't smoke things or don't be a pussy. Cough syrup is more harmful than good, unless it's alcohol.

    Bullshit, cough syrup can help body parts damaged by excessive coughing heal and allow you to sleep (easier and better).

    I smoked til I choked and now I want to buy instant relief. Life should not have consequences, it is a tyranny!

    Revolt against (standard model) causality 2017! Autistic fantasizing should determine reality!
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged



    I must say, those foot fetishists certainly are dedicated.

    Guh, front page is creepy, though.
    http://animefeet.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Feet_Scenes_Wiki

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-17T07:32:19.582296+00:00
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Dear coughgel Bundy, please give me the strength to make it to the store in time.
  11. Have you ever seen a simulated nuclear detonation that actually used nuclear material?

    What part of that was simulated?

    The blast size?
  12. Originally posted by Malice Dear coughgel Bundy, please give me the strength to make it to the store in time.

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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    3d5me
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    First heard about this over a decade ago on King of the Hill. Didn't know what it was at the time and didn't bother trying to figure out. Came up when I was researching sore throat treatments.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

    That does indeed sound excellent. I wouldn't have posted this if wanting to announce my quest for holiday/winter beverages hadn't pushed it past my fuzzy and highly variable threshold.

    For example, your post about mulled wine reminded me of this: http://www.themijachronicles.com/2010/12/how-to-make-ponche-the-traditional-mexican-christmas-punch/

    They really are excellent holiday style drinks for a cold day. Either sounds like it would be very very good with hard liquor added in.
  15. Originally posted by Malice I need to buy cough syrup for the first time (pretty mild sore throat, I just don’t want to deal with this) and don’t know what the best otc stuff is.

    You probably want something with menthol if you are taking it for cannabis related sore cough issues. You've never really lived life until you chugged menthol cough syrup while high.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Mein gott! Poppy seed tea for sore throat/cough, of course. There’s a reason why the good stuff often isn’t available otc, it actually works. Opioids are great antitussive agents.

    Definitely going to order some for this, and to try to get high on. Add in meth as a decongestant (along with numerous other beneficial effects) and you could practically cure consumption. Oh, opioids should also be kept hand in case I am ever in pain, which I cannot tolerate.
  17. I probably should have listened and took something to protect my stomach before taking a lot of apap.

    Good job I have painkillers for the pain
  18. Originally posted by Malice Definitely going to order some for this,


    where do you order poppy seeds from?.
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I probably should have listened and took something to protect my stomach before taking a lot of apap.

    Good job I have painkillers for the pain

    why didnt you just cwe it? the process is simple
  20. Cos they were 30mg's and I was being lazy. I've probably done more cwe's than days you've been alive

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