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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG My grandfather was born in 1920s Mexico as an orphan. Eventually he became a teacher, married my grandmother, started a farm, had my dad, and now here I am without a need in the world, traveling to poorer countries because I am bored with life.

    Thank God I'm not in some ghetto.

    My grandfather was born in the 20's as well to a family of 16, my great grandfather was a sailor, and he'd come home to knock up his wife and get absolutely shitfaced, they lived in the Dutch equivalent of what was the Ghetto in Amsterdam. De Jordaan.

    It's expensive and trendy now, but it was a working class neighborhood back then. All the boys in the family had to chip in to keep the household afloat. It was pretty shit. When the Nazis came over in the 40's they were looking for soldiers for the Waffen SS and the Wehrmacht and they paid very well. The Fuhrer was a fair man. So, my grandfather signed up and after basic training he was deployed to the Eastern front under the auspices of the army group that was responsible for the taking of the Ukraine and oil fields in the neighborhood. They fought long and hard but in the end he had to retreat with the rest of the German army and later served as a reservist in the Battle of the Bulge. Or Wacht am Rein, as it is known in German.

    Somehow he managed to survive all this but when he returned to Holland he was promptly imprisoned for High Treason, and served 7 years in a "re-education camp" until the Queen at the time pardoned a whole lot of people who happened to find themselves on the losing side. He started writing people from his youth while he was imprisoned, and through correspondence came to grow closer to my grandmother. After he was released they got married and had my mom and aunts and uncles. Interestingly enough my grandmother had been involved as a pamphleteer for the resistance during the occupation years. She never fought any battles except for the battle of morale on the homefront. It's interesting how they came from different backgrounds and served different causes during the war but still ended up together.

    They did the best they could, and were brave in their own way, the best they knew how.
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  2. my grandpa gave me herpeto

    jaz oso so much so much yesyesyes :) ofc u think this sillystringdaddy eh, heha? yaya im a yoyo and yo momma is a hoho hohoho merry christmas, yo, i dont know, what to beeeenk of bonk, what you think of monks, douglar tronks tripple cuppped stinks, and i take u to tha brink, kicky kicky licky licky kicky kicky licky licky suck my dick ill feed you pin pricks on a stick
  3. im stupid im retarded im fat im a fag im a niger im stoopy and eat your poopy so what are you trying to say exactly? i crack ya head i crack attack ya in ya bed sooooooon noooooon baloooooooooons toooooons waddddddddhjing A oooom toooons jinkies jenkeies stupid silly nilly with a bug bite on your willy so trill so chill i dont wanna kill ya i just wanna kiss ya blonko blinko i bet you thinko i misso yo broo....
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You know i never really thought about it before i met expats from native English speaking countries. But apparently one of the hardest things to wrap your head around when you're just learning Dutch is what the anglo-sphere expat community calls "Dutchisms". It's an interesting term to describe the following. When a word has two meanings but they both apply to the subject equally and we use it to describe something it's called a Dutchism. I'd call it an efficient use of language but what do i know. We have a lot of these built in to our every day vernacular which is quite remarkable and unique. Which is why i think native English speakers call it "Dutchisms".
  5. your dutchtism cant match my murcatism NIHHA in (_ _ _ _ _ )
  6. i got prescribed clomipramine for my mindfuck torture ocd

    when i take my clommies and smoke weed 30 min later it turns it into a spice trip its crazy how much it potentiates it

    ive been doing a lot of coricidin too because i need the adrenaline rush of "i might die" from my bundy the same way i would get from spice

    i shower once a week but when i shower i scrub myself for fuckn 2 hours straight and become the cleanest person in the murka so am i ever really dirty?

    rajbundy ascension protocol fuck you all HEY KID FUCK ALL DISCO WE LIKE TO GO HEY KID FUCK ALL DISCO WE LIKE TO GO

    xuxzy
  7. we are allllllllll................................sklaves to tghaaa rave,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  8. jkkjjk
  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    My grandpa gave me rhabdo
  10. Originally posted by Common De-mominator My grandpa gave me rhabdo

    That must've hurt
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Bitch rhab
  12. Originally posted by Common De-mominator My grandpa gave me rhabdo

    *a rhabdo
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Alright, here goes..
    I am finally ready to come out to everyone I know, that I am a proud genderfluid woman. Most people think genderfluidity is a mental illness, but, when I was a young kid, I questioned why I was jealous of girls.. and how I wanted to be treated like one. but my parents tried to surpress that, which I think is a reason for a lot of insecurity growing up, into puberty

    when I was about 12 I started thinking about it again, and I went into a deep depression, because all my friends made gay jokes and the culture in shrewsbury was pretty anti gay, atleast I thought..

    and my drug use stems from taking xanax starting in sixth grade to try to hide these feelings from myself. as I got older and my private crossdressing and shopping at womens stores became the norm, but I never built up enough courage to show the world my true self.

    Now, I am truly certain I am genderfluid, favoring the female side of the spetrum.

    There. Hopefully this post doesnt make me lose a bunch of friends, and family
  14. Originally posted by Ghost Alright, here goes..
    I am finally ready to come out to everyone I know, that I am a proud genderfluid woman. Most people think genderfluidity is a mental illness, but, when I was a young kid, I questioned why I was jealous of girls.. and how I wanted to be treated like one. but my parents tried to surpress that, which I think is a reason for a lot of insecurity growing up, into puberty

    when I was about 12 I started thinking about it again, and I went into a deep depression, because all my friends made gay jokes and the culture in shrewsbury was pretty anti gay, atleast I thought..

    and my drug use stems from taking xanax starting in sixth grade to try to hide these feelings from myself. as I got older and my private crossdressing and shopping at womens stores became the norm, but I never built up enough courage to show the world my true self.

    Now, I am truly certain I am genderfluid, favoring the female side of the spetrum.

    There. Hopefully this post doesnt make me lose a bunch of friends, and family

    you always came across as really feminine anyways, i doubt anyone will be surprised
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  15. Originally posted by Ghost Alright, here goes..
    I am finally ready to come out to everyone I know, that I am a proud genderfluid woman. Most people think genderfluidity is a mental illness, but, when I was a young kid, I questioned why I was jealous of girls.. and how I wanted to be treated like one. but my parents tried to surpress that, which I think is a reason for a lot of insecurity growing up, into puberty

    when I was about 12 I started thinking about it again, and I went into a deep depression, because all my friends made gay jokes and the culture in shrewsbury was pretty anti gay, atleast I thought..

    and my drug use stems from taking xanax starting in sixth grade to try to hide these feelings from myself. as I got older and my private crossdressing and shopping at womens stores became the norm, but I never built up enough courage to show the world my true self.

    Now, I am truly certain I am genderfluid, favoring the female side of the spetrum.

    There. Hopefully this post doesnt make me lose a bunch of friends, and family

    Don't worry, we figured that when you started posting pics with a pocketbook on a bus and pretending to be a girl
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by JΟ…icebox pics with a pocketbook on a bus and pretending to be a girl

    wait what
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    https://streamable.com/pbt9u
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Alright, here goes..
    I am finally ready to come out to everyone I know, that I am a proud genderfluid woman. Most people think genderfluidity is a mental illness, but, when I was a young kid, I questioned why I was jealous of girls.. and how I wanted to be treated like one. but my parents tried to surpress that, which I think is a reason for a lot of insecurity growing up, into puberty

    when I was about 12 I started thinking about it again, and I went into a deep depression, because all my friends made gay jokes and the culture in shrewsbury was pretty anti gay, atleast I thought..

    and my drug use stems from taking xanax starting in sixth grade to try to hide these feelings from myself. as I got older and my private crossdressing and shopping at womens stores became the norm, but I never built up enough courage to show the world my true self.

    Now, I am truly certain I am genderfluid, favoring the female side of the spetrum.

    There. Hopefully this post doesnt make me lose a bunch of friends, and family

    Wanting to be a girl is a coping mechanism for guys that were neglected as children. Does a coping mechanism a mental illness make? i don't know, but i know it's not healthy.

    Spare me the disparaging remarks concerning my screen name. It's an artifact not a wish.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Thats from roshambos facebook by the way
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Thats from roshambos facebook by the way

    Tell him i send thoughts and prayers.

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