The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-28 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #5901
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, you got called what most people view as the worst part of a woman

   
   I thought the worst part of a woman was all the extra stuff around the vagina.
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2. 2019-06-28 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #5902
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator

   
   From Left to Right, top to bottom
   
   1.) Kr0z. I would say Sudo but he's way too smart.
   
   2.) Goddamn that looks strikingly like me so I guess me, and also that is kind of how I envision Zanick.
   
   3.) Ghost
   
   4.) Juicebox and ACP
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3. 2019-06-28 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #5903
   

   CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
   Any of yall smoke crack and care to explain the high?
4. 2019-06-28 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #5904
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nah
5. 2019-06-28 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #5905
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CountBlah Any of yall smoke crack and care to explain the high?

   
   massive headrush, huge surge of euphoria, chest hurts and feels moderately stressed which can be anxiety provoking and definitely does not feel healthy, a few minutes later you want more
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6. 2019-06-28 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #5906
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Honestly Tanner is the best no contest
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   • Sudo
7. 2019-06-28 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #5907
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CountBlah Any of yall smoke crack and care to explain the high?

   
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2019-06-28 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #5908
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by CountBlah Any of yall smoke crack and care to explain the high?

   
   it feels like energy and goodness and when it wears off its like a runners high physical feeling and your head is spinning dizzy from being so fucked up
9. 2019-06-28 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #5909
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by CountBlah Any of yall smoke crack and care to explain the high?

   
   Makes me pee pee vibrate but then i think im dying.
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10. 2019-06-28 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #5910
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
    
    https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/
11. 2019-06-28 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #5911
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by CASPER Sooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
    
    https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/

    
    Unfathomable.
12. 2019-06-28 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #5912
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III massive headrush, huge surge of euphoria, chest hurts and feels moderately stressed which can be anxiety provoking and definitely does not feel healthy, a few minutes later you want more

    
    thanks helpin a friends daughter with a school anti drug thing. No personal experience here
13. 2019-06-28 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #5913
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Sooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
    
    https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/

    
    I'd double tap that
14. 2019-06-28 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #5914
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by CASPER Sooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
    
    https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/

    
    burn coal pay the toll
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15. 2019-06-28 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #5915
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by DietPiano From Left to Right, top to bottom
    
    1.) Kr0z. I would say Sudo but he's way too smart.
    
    2.) Goddamn that looks strikingly like me so I guess me, and also that is kind of how I envision Zanick.
    
    3.) Ghost
    
    4.) Juicebox and ACP

    
    As Zanick's token mexican friend i can confirm
16. 2019-06-28 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #5916
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
17. 2019-06-28 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #5917
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    
    I've laughed out loud at this on 2 separate occasions since first discovering it a few minutes ago
18. 2019-06-28 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #5918
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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19. 2019-06-28 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #5919
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by DietPiano what is this in reference to?

    
    me basically, lol.
    
    drug propaganda has got most people unable to get their head around the fact that its completely possible to just be an occasional user when it comes to heroin. they hear those 'one hit and you're hooked' scare story bollocks and think its really like that. despite the fact that hundreds of thousands of people are given heroin in hospitals and surgeries everyday and have zero problems like that. its pretty fucking funny how much bullshit people will believe when its repeatedly drilled into their heads from a supposedly 'reputable source'. there's a lot of very smart people out there who still have a lot of trouble distinguishing the difference between lies and truthiness.
    
    "Nah its true, i saw it on telly"
    
    
    .
20. 2019-06-28 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #5920
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist despite the fact that hundreds of thousands of people are given heroin in hospitals and surgeries everyday and have zero problems like that