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  1. Everything seems to be back to normal now thankfully
  2. I did something not very wholesome.

    We didn't have a house meeting Monday, which is when we get piss tested, so I took that as my only chance to try out tapentadol so I took 300mg along with my 4:00pm 100mg tramadol and felt pretty good for a while until about an hour in when things started getting weawy weawy wonky.



    This is the 4th time I've OD'd in a calendar year. Now what I was trying to ask Bill Krozby was if the cops came and arrested him after his OD or not, because back in my home state, like Texas does NOT have a Good Samaritan/Drug overdose immunity law, or at least only has a very restricted one probably only covering the third party caller. After my first OD they came and arrested me and raided my apt because they had it on record that I said I OD'd to the 911 dispatcher. Now, I called them to my actual home residence that time, which I guess probably does give them more cause to investigate that area.. Now my arrest and charge was quite a bit more complicated than that and some other things sprayed some messy fudgey poo into the pudding pie, but I'll spare that.

    Thing is, this time I called them out to a public place instead of my home, which I think helps me a lot legal wise, and also my current state has one of the best overdose immunity/GS laws in the country, meaning that it also protects the overdosee from charge and prosecution, and even grants immunity from probation violation (kek), so I think with all those things they PROBABLY won't come to my home address granted that three days have already passed and nobody has tried to contact me. I could be completely wrong and entirely fucked though. I hope they didn't take down my license plate number, they did they check my Judencard. I'm thinking they'll leave me alone though.

    Anyway, the little info I can find about tapentadol says that it should show up on a drug test for no more than 3-5 days, and I took it 7 days + 4 hours before my next test, although I took a a high dose 300mg (equivalent to about 600mg in tramadol so say the wiki), and drug tests are LC/MS, so nevertheless it's gonna be close. I might as well finally clean my room this weekend just in case I need to quickly move everything.
  3. Tapentadol shouldn't fail you any drug tests

    I've always wanted to try it
  4. Yeah, but I get 105 panel LCMS drug test with tapentadol listed as a drug on it

    I wish I got to enjoy it more, it was good at first
  5. Oh shit

    I know this seems like a flippant response, but best of luck
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Jesus I hope you don't plan to keep using tramadol or tapentadol.
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I know you're all going to laugh at me, but:

    I used IV drugs for the first time in a year yesterday, but I missed, and now a spot two inches away from the site is swollen and painful, and hurts when I flex that muscle, and my piss is brown.

    I didn't give myself a rhabdo, right?

    Jesus christ you guys are all sorts of fucked. Please seek medical attention.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    RHABDO CHOP
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  9. Originally posted by Jυicebox Oh shit

    I know this seems like a flippant response, but best of luck

    thank you jousbox



    Originally posted by GGG Jesus I hope you don't plan to keep using tramadol or tapentadol.

    unfortunately gallum, I must continue taking tramadol for the time being for pain. Tapentadol I may never take again, but I almost certainly will in more safer dosages once I move and get off of tramadol because junkie jenes Die Hard 2.

    I will get off of them as soon as I can
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    JESUS

    Originally posted by DietPiano thank you jousbox





    unfortunately gallum, I must continue taking tramadol for the time being for pain. Tapentadol I may never take again, but I almost certainly will in more safer dosages once I move and get off of tramadol because junkie jenes Die Hard 2.

    I will get off of them as soon as I can

    I'm sure you've tried other things so I'm not going to suggest anything, but tramadol seems like such a shit drug to be addicted to. Abusing it is basically just a ticking timebomb for seizures. I hope you find a way off it soon.
  11. Originally posted by GGG Jesus christ you guys are all sorts of fucked. Please seek medical attention.

    Yeah mayne rhabdo gang is straight falling apart here. Roshambo has been MIA from sploo, and by extension everyone, for almost 2 weeks now, which is not a good sign. Last intel we got was that he got more kosh and things have been quiet ever since. Sploo thinks he might just be on a 2 week kosh bender, but also thinks he's probably in a hospital somewhere after kosh overdose.

    Rhabdo gang live together, Rhabdo gang die
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG Famous last words

    soon enough you'll be posting photos of bags of heroin every few days and claiming you're not addicted
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, but I get 105 panel LCMS drug test with tapentadol listed as a drug on it

    I wish I got to enjoy it more, it was good at first

    holy shit 105 panel, wonder how much it costs
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra soon enough you'll be posting photos of bags of heroin every few days and claiming you're not addicted

    I've already been addicted to opiates thanks. Not planning on doing it again.
  15. Originally posted by aldra soon enough you'll be posting photos of bags of heroin every few days and claiming you're not addicted

    what is this in reference to?



    Originally posted by aldra holy shit 105 panel, wonder how much it costs

    $650 each. My insurance company denied them at first and tried sticking me with the bill for about 12 drug tests that I thought were quick tests included in price of rent all at once and I about cried and shot myself.
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra holy shit 105 panel, wonder how much it costs

    Missed this lol. Is it not just a gcms/similar test? Imagining a physical test is just hilarious.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah mayne rhabdo gang is straight falling apart here. Roshambo has been MIA from sploo, and by extension everyone, for almost 2 weeks now, which is not a good sign. Last intel we got was that he got more kosh and things have been quiet ever since. Sploo thinks he might just be on a 2 week kosh bender, but also thinks he's probably in a hospital somewhere after kosh overdose.

    Rhabdo gang live together, Rhabdo gang die

    Thats so depressing. Like a month ago he was posting about how he planned to get clean and everyone here was rooting him on saying how great it is that he's stopping young
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano what is this in reference to?

    Narc lol
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    cow polks
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut

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