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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    na man, my immune system kicks serious bacteria ass.


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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    I don't get sick I have too much chakra from breatharianism and Trianglism
  3. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I've been trying to jerk off for about 12 hours straight now. I picked up some meth and herion last night been slamming that then abusing my penis. My dick is raw and bleeding, but I must cum.

    Want to hear something disgusting? Back on totse I used to have a crush on that extra chromosome carrying depressed/repressed moronic Canadian-Asian vixen WritingANovel. I tried to get her to send me nudes because she was dying to get laid. I sent her pics of my underaged weiner and tried to get her to cyber with me on messenger. I bet she would have been an amazing fuck because she craved cock so bad and was obsessed with white guys to the point of stalking them, which I thought was hot in a "this bitch is legitimately psychotic" way. I still think about her. Wonder if she ever got laid.
  4. Try doing something totally different for ten minutes, then give it another try
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me I was jacking off the other day , sober, and every time I was about to cum my ballsack tightened itself around my balls and my balls started flailing around and it hurt so i had to stop and I was like

    "What?"

    And I laughed and started again and then it kept happening. Comically. My balls went right back to normal and then once again as I was about to cum my balls went back into weird bounce mode and made it impossible for me to keep jacking off without hurting them. I know I'm not explaining this well but it happened and ITS A BIG DEAL. If I was high on drugs I could make a case for it but I wasn't.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I was going to call this old fuckbuddy of mine to have phone sex or masturbate with me on skype, but saw she sent me a message last night that she was raped. She's fishing for extra sympathy saying she deserved it and she wished they'd've killed her so I don't think she'd be too happy to help.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah no dick is going in her hole for a while if ever.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I was going to call this old fuckbuddy of mine to have phone sex or masturbate with me on skype, but saw she sent me a message last night that she was raped. She's fishing for extra sympathy saying she deserved it and she wished they'd've killed her so I don't think she'd be too happy to help.

    If only all girls thought that way.
  9. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah no dick is going in her hole for a while if ever.
    Not consensually anyway. HEEEYYYOOO.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i dont get the retarded thread

    what happens in here?

    is it exclusively for retards?
  11. This site is exclusively for retards
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. TRT is basically a mental illness/drug addiction support group
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls i dont get the retarded thread

    what happens in here?

    is it exclusively for retards?

    It's like the local bar for the NIS cool kids.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox This site is exclusively for retards

    All jokes aside I feel that comment has probably been made on every site ever.
  15. Probably
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine a website where everyone agrees with each other and there's never any conflict.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I was going to call this old fuckbuddy of mine to have phone sex or masturbate with me on skype, but saw she sent me a message last night that she was raped. She's fishing for extra sympathy saying she deserved it and she wished they'd've killed her so I don't think she'd be too happy to help.

    Sounds like someone I know。。。
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine a website where everyone agrees with each other and there's never any conflict.

    T_D lol

    Or literally any other online echo chamber that culls dissenters

    Got banned from there once for a post I didn't even make in that sub lol.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    lol

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