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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie If you want your loved ones to talk you off the ledge are you an attention whore. Yes/No. Asking for a friend.

    Yes

    Just tell ur friend to talk to their loved ones instead
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    eyes tell a lot, Every somalians eyes make them look like they're dead inside
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Yes

    Just tell ur friend to talk to their loved ones instead

    Good advice, it's a bit dramatic yes.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo eyes tell a lot, Every somalians eyes make them look like they're dead inside

    I used to work with a Somali, funny story, he ended up being some manager type for a care facility i worked at doing pharm tech shit and general people management. IDK how he made manager but we used to go on smoke breaks every 30 minutes. Be lazy until about noon, then he would go to his office, and i'd have to finish my work double time to make it to the end of the day. Lel. I mean i could have just spread out the work, but i liked the nigga lifestyle.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    He taught me how to curse in Somali. I'll never forget.

    Walasha wash.

    Hah, what a weird language.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie If you want your loved ones to talk you off the ledge are you an attention whore. Yes/No. Asking for a friend.

    yes

    don't get up on the ledge unless you actually plan on taking the fast way down

    if nothing else it's self-defeating, because eventually people will stop taking your 'cries for help' seriously and just tell you to do a backflip.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra yes

    don't get up on the ledge unless you actually plan on taking the fast way down

    if nothing else it's self-defeating, because eventually people will stop taking your 'cries for help' seriously and just tell you to do a backflip.

    He took the fast way down.

    Is a good way of saying someone an hero'd.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie I used to work with a Somali, funny story, he ended up being some manager type for a care facility i worked at doing pharm tech shit and general people management. IDK how he made manager but we used to go on smoke breaks every 30 minutes. Be lazy until about noon, then he would go to his office, and i'd have to finish my work double time to make it to the end of the day. Lel. I mean i could have just spread out the work, but i liked the nigga lifestyle.

    I imagine cigarette smoking is less prevalent in the Netherlands for some reason. Probably due to cultural climate and I don't know of any domestic tobacco production because all their other crops are super efficient. Working a job is the gateway to smoking
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I imagine cigarette smoking is less prevalent in the Netherlands for some reason. Probably due to cultural climate and I don't know of any domestic tobacco production because all their other crops are super efficient. Working a job is the gateway to smoking

    Well, my parents are heavy smokers so i came out the womb with a cigarette firmly affixed to my mouth and pre-lit. Basically, in Holland, you get an hour worth of break time in total, it's usually cut up into two 15 minute chunks and a 30 minute chunk for lunch. Basically everywhere i've ever worked follows this pattern except for the care facility. Although i am sure it was not in their official policy to let employees go on smoking breaks every 30 minutes.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh yeah, she definitely is suicidal.

  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Cigarette smokers are low life cucks. Tragic, dependant scum.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PSA: don't ban 'Play Music' from running in the background on android; it also bans the common media scanner service from running
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  14. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm glad to hear you are ok, I thought you were younger than that to be 10 years chemo free. I have someone close to me who's about the undergo chemo for 6 months. The nausea and vomiting are supposed to be terrible and apparently small animals can die if they lick your poo when you're undergoing it. Apparently their diet is good so they don't need to change anything. Is there anything you can offer in terms of advice or what to expect? Thanks

    Chemo is awful. Only advice I have is Xanax, haloperidol (the antipsychotic) and video games. Sleep as much as possible.
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  16. I'm fairly certain zoloft is just making things worse
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it usually does
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  18. I knew that going into this but I felt that I had no other options, and they probably wouldn't have let me out of the psych ward until I agreed to take something

    I think I'm going to stop taking it. Question is, should I try something else? They probably won't even listen to me until I've been on it for three months, and if they do they'll just switch me to some other ssri

    and I for sure don't want to deal with monthly visits to mental health "professionals" again
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    have SSRIs ever helped you? have you tried similar meds like SNRIs?

    how would you describe them making things worse? do they have any positive effects at all?
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    As the old saying goes: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me exactly six million times in a row, fuck you orange cheeto man.

    that one made me lol real fuckin hard
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