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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  2. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Who me? It was hodgkin's lymphoma, most likely caused by kissing some slut and contracting epstein-barr virus.

    Though I do have a hemorrhoid right now if you want all the details.

    Oy vey, my ass, it burns when I go poo poo!

    I remember when my soulmate in high school got mono from sucking this INTP nerd's dick and she got to miss a bunch of school and got a free pass for not practicing cornet for like three weeks and I was jealous.

    I learned in like 7th grade that her and her ugly friend fought over who could date me in 3rd and 4th grade, but when I eventually made a move on her in senior year I was high on xanax for like 2 years straight and was far too forward, so I basically ruined my relationship with her and then she started dating my best friend and they're probably gonna get married fam lol
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Watch About Time

    About Time watch it now
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Who me? It was hodgkin's lymphoma, most likely caused by kissing some slut and contracting epstein-barr virus.

    Though I do have a hemorrhoid right now if you want all the details.

    Oy vey, my ass, it burns when I go poo poo!

    I'm glad to hear you are ok, I thought you were younger than that to be 10 years chemo free. I have someone close to me who's about the undergo chemo for 6 months. The nausea and vomiting are supposed to be terrible and apparently small animals can die if they lick your poo when you're undergoing it. Apparently their diet is good so they don't need to change anything. Is there anything you can offer in terms of advice or what to expect? Thanks
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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Octavian I seldom venture into the livingroom unless eating my dinner or having guests & hoes around. I'll just watch it every now and then. TV is so fucking shit these days.

    i know, i haven't watched tv since jail.


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sudo apparently small animals can die if they lick your poo when you're undergoing it.

    lolwut, how the fuck did they even find this out?


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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm glad to hear you are ok, I thought you were younger than that to be 10 years chemo free. I have someone close to me who's about the undergo chemo for 6 months. The nausea and vomiting are supposed to be terrible and apparently small animals can die if they lick your poo when you're undergoing it. Apparently their diet is good so they don't need to change anything. Is there anything you can offer in terms of advice or what to expect? Thanks

    Not doubting, but where did you read that small animals can die from licking chemo poo

    Pls link 2 scientific study
  9. HTS highlight reel
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS

    But they sure wasn't kangz.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I just decided that "Georgi" is a stupid name for a girl especially if it's short for Georgina.
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by HTS

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Not doubting, but where did you read that small animals can die from licking chemo poo

    Pls link 2 scientific study

    Basically drippings from the cathetor insert, maybe poo is a little much but the shit that drips from the proto cathetor can kill them
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you want your loved ones to talk you off the ledge are you an attention whore. Yes/No. Asking for a friend.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sophie I just decided that "Georgi" is a stupid name for a girl especially if it's short for Georgina.

    You know what is a good name for a girl though? Lily, Lily is a good name. Short and cute. Matter of fact in a nice way.
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Sudo knows because he is a cripple
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Speaking of girls and suicide, Elena Tonra from Daughter looks just about ready to off herself in every pic i see of her.

    This is a pretty decent song though.




    Life is Strange vibes. Oh yes.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    she looks like a less attractive version of a girl I know who is/was a fentanyl addict and has definitely spent some time in her life wanting to die. I think it's the bangs
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo she looks like a less attractive version of a girl I know who is/was a fentanyl addict and has definitely spent some time in her life wanting to die. I think it's the bangs

    Something about her eyes too. Lol, like she's a little dead inside.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    On a brighter note, fentanyl addiction never made me want to die, in fact it's the best i've felt for nearly a year straight. After wards was pretty shit, but oh well.

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