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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
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2019-06-11 at 11:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 11:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist It’s a long story. It was all over the news. The guys sister called the cops because he was clinically insane, banging on the door, threatening her with a gun. The cops got there, there was a shootout, and he lost. The cops were worried about anything coming of it, so I had to xray him to find the bulletts. He had one in his heart, and one in his belly.
Considering it’s the cops who cuffed him, “they” would be the only ones who could have told me.
see you keep reporting that like its a fact then admit you have no idea if its fake news or not. you're as bad as cnn.
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2019-06-11 at 12:02 PM UTCOkie dokie Narc. I know how it went down, just not in the mood to explain it.
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2019-06-11 at 12:25 PM UTC
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2019-06-11 at 2:03 PM UTCOJ getting the not guilty verdict was pretty fucked up.
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2019-06-11 at 2:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist I’ve seen a ton of fucked up shit. Working in a level 1 trauma unit for over 15 years will do that.
I’ve seen many people die right before my eyes. I’ve seen a man who had his foot cut off brought in, with a bag that was on ice. His foot was in the bag. I saw a man who got in a car wreck while his arm was hanging out the window. He was also brought in with a bag on ice, his arm was in it. I had to xray his arm separately. It had a watch on it that I had to take off for the xray. My students were losing it.
Can’t even remember how many cut off fingers I’ve xrayed.
I’ve xrayed a dead man that was shot dead by the cops. The coroners xray machine was broken, so they brought him to me. Rigor mortis had set in with his arms behind his back in cuffs. Yeah, I know, they cuffed him after they shot him, what kinda shit is that?
Watched a girl lay on a table with knife sticking out of her chest that moved as she breathed. Watched a 19 y/o kid, who shot himself in the head, take his last breaths. Then I had to go home and turn mommy mode back on😕
I’ve got hundreds of stories about the shit that dumb, drunk, drugged out, money hungry people do.
One story sticks out in my mind vividly. Two men were on a construction site and arguing about a woman. One guy hit the other in the head with the claw side of a hammer. It stuck in there, and he came in like that. They luckily took him to surgery, removed the hammer, and he suffered no brain damage. The claw went between the two hemispheres of the brain.🧠
Have you seen any interesting sexual injuries. I always feel bad for the poor fucks who have to go into the ER with sex toys lodged in them. It must be incredibly embarrassing.
I have this toy with a broken handle and I'm always terrified it will happen to me one day.
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2019-06-11 at 3:36 PM UTCI saw a dude throw a chic off a balcony on a 12 story building
I saw a chic stab a guy in the neck at a bar
A body that got hit by a train
My neighbors dad blew his brains out in the garage
A 4 year old boy get hit by a car
90 year old titties
A chic shitting on a sidewalk
A baby being born
A dude eat 6 cockroaches
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2019-06-11 at 4:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolli-pop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw (banned) I heard a story about a chick who had a few frogs stuck in her once…and couldn't get them out. and a buzz lighyear. and a 32oz beer bottle. i think there's pics out there somewhere.
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2019-06-11 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Have you seen any interesting sexual injuries. I always feel bad for the poor fucks who have to go into the ER with sex toys lodged in them. It must be incredibly embarrassing.
I have this toy with a broken handle and I'm always terrified it will happen to me one day.
Lots of respect to you hospital niggers for having to deal with all this dumb shit.
Yup but not as prevalent as other dumb shit. I’ve xrayed two guys with bottles in their rectum. One was a really handsome college student that I would have never guessed would put a lotion bottle up his butt. The other had a shampoo bottle in his rectum. He said he fell on it in the shower. Lol😂.
I’ve xrayed a couple of broken penises. They have to shoot an xray dye into their urethra to make sure they didn’t tear it.
I didn’t get to see this one, but a guy came in with a cat stuck on his dick. The cat was put down immediately.
Talked to many GI docs that have removed gerbils from men’s rectums. That doesn’t seem to be as big of a thing as it once was.
Did a mammogram on an obese lady who had a Twinkie under her breast. She said her and her hubby play hide the Twinkie.
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2019-06-11 at 5:22 PM UTCSo they put the cat down while it was still attached to his dick? They should have left him sitting there for a couple hours waiting for a Dr like that.
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2019-06-11 at 5:28 PM UTCThey put it down immediately. I guess the cat was screaming like a banshee. Once it was put down, it’s muscles released his dick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 5:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolli-pop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) I have more than one vagina. as a matter of fact I have quite a few orifices.
orifice-al foreign object removal is a special-ity of mine. almost as much of a speciality as orifice foreign object insertion.
the most difficult was a dildo stuck up some dooper where the chick was an asshole virgin so it took almost two hours to encourage it to come out. I might have posted pics somewheres around here….it was shortly before lannyfag banned me. or tried to ban me.
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2019-06-11 at 5:58 PM UTC
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2019-06-11 at 6:20 PM UTC
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2019-06-11 at 7:04 PM UTCProbably some 19 year old dude who crossed the road and got involved in a hit and run accident at the part of the road where there's a so called zebra path designated for pedestrians to cross a street. Cars are as per the law required to stop the car when you approach one. Except in this case, the driver drove twice as fast on the road even before hitting the dude and after he sped even faster. I was right there when it happened and the second person on the crime scene, the first being my friend. The dude was sent to a hospital, went into a coma and then died. I already saw the dude on the ground and I was like, "Yeah, he's not gonna make it." And he didn't. My friend was traumatized, needless to say.
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2019-06-12 at 9 PM UTC
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2019-06-17 at 4:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers Probably some 19 year old dude who crossed the road and got involved in a hit and run accident at the part of the road where there's a so called zebra path designated for pedestrians to cross a street. Cars are as per the law required to stop the car when you approach one. Except in this case, the driver drove twice as fast on the road even before hitting the dude and after he sped even faster. I was right there when it happened and the second person on the crime scene, the first being my friend. The dude was sent to a hospital, went into a coma and then died. I already saw the dude on the ground and I was like, "Yeah, he's not gonna make it." And he didn't. My friend was traumatized, needless to say.
Roffa Noord harde wijk nigga. -
2019-06-17 at 4:28 AM UTC
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