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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?

  1. #81
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Enlish peopl r gay
  2. #82
    WellHung Black Hole
    I haven't really seen anything that fucked up. I have lived a sheltered life, I suppose.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Nice rationalisation: poor China can't afford robot butlers to shift gears for him

    you must be a slow driver.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by GGG Enlish peopl r gay

    It's true they made pretty much every country in the world bend over for them at some point in history
  5. #85
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you must be a slow driver.

    You must have poor time management if you have to speed everywhere. If you can't follow the speed limit you're a bad driver btw.
  6. #86
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie If he's in Arizona he can just walk over and shoot the guy through the face and it would be a justified killing. At least that's what Ricky told me.


    I sort of see it as a test. They're putting fucked up things in front of me to see how I react, see what they can do to "get to" me. I'm so desensitized though most of it never works. One time this little boy was raped in the ass at a park where lots of women and kids get raped and my friend was stabbed to death, the cops went after the pedophile but they were all to obese to catch him, so a homeless guy ran after him, beat the living shit out of the pedophile, but the cops being really dumb and confused to begin with, didn't know he was helping them, so they tasered the homeless guy too.

    I browsed the sex offender database for my county once and the ratio of sex offenders to normal people was off the charts. I've seen pedos taking photos of underage girls in parks and such, but you normally can't prove anything.

    One time me and my tweaker buddy were sitting in the park one day chilling and we saw this fat slob with an expensive camera walking with what looked like an underage girl. Normally a situation like this just seems like they're baiting me for an emotional response and don't expect me to actually go up to the people, so I went up to see if she was really underage, and man... She definitely looked like it, I was about two feet away from them so I'd had a pretty good look, but she was spreading her legs and fingering herself, so it seemed, while he was photographing, but again, I couldn't prove a damn thing.

    The tweaker mentioned he'd kill the guy, but I figured he wouldn't really. No sense throwing your life away for a scumbag like that.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lolol, spoken like a typical rice cooker kid.

    It's more efficient to sit back and let technology work for you and economics is only an issue for poor people.

    I drove stick till I was about 35 and then went auto, I'd never go back now…it's for little dicked racer boyz who think they are Nigel Mansell when going to Aldi to get a loaf of bread.

    cuck.

    and im not ashamed of being poor,
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Narc when i was a nipper power steering was way out of our price range. i learnt to drive in old mk1 escorts and cortinas, vauxhall chevettes and old austin metros and the like.


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    must have been karge stock steering and narrow wheels.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cuck.

    and im not ashamed of being poor,

    A cuck is someone who feels the need to be in control...a real man knows he is in control.

    ..and you should be ashamed of your poverty.
  10. #90
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i remember when this happened

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/father-and-son-get-life-for-beheading-man-1543444.html

    only saw the body with the feet sticking out under a tarp, and it was all cordoned off with cops everywhere. he was our local paki shop dude and was beheaded in some honor killing of some sort. they found his head on the side of the road about 3 streets away, lol.


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  11. #91
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You must have poor time management if you have to speed everywhere. If you can't follow the speed limit you're a bad driver btw.

    ok granny.

    i also bet you hunch over your steering wheels.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A cuck is someone who feels the need to be in control…a real man knows he is in control.

    ..and you should be ashamed of your poverty.

    sorry i dont speak cuckish.

    do you mind translating that ?
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's true they made pretty much every country in the world bend over for them at some point in history

    before reversing the role.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sorry i dont speak cuckish.

    do you mind translating that ?

    It's ok, I understand they only time an Asian has a powerful shaft in their hand is when they are driving their rice cooker to the capsule hotel.
  15. #95
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Enlish peopl r gay

    you shouldn't try typing while flabby rippling


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  16. #96
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's ok, I understand they only time an Asian has a powerful shaft in their hand is when they are driving their rice cooker to the capsule hotel.

    shafts when i ride.
  17. #97
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shafts when i ride.

    You ride shaft.
  18. #98
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc especially when you're in a chase.

  19. #99
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you must be a slow driver.

    You are a gay retard. Never once in my entire life have I ever felt limited by autonor needed manual. And I am actually a really sick driver with manual but auto is fine.
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    This place, probably.
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