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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Happy Malice Ascendence Day y'all!!!!!
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG


    i guess i can understand why you'd be ashamed, you just suddenly realized your bumchum captain flaccid is such an embarrassment. funny how an impression can make you see what was right there in plain sight all along. altho, actually golm, thinking about it now, does the flabby ripple distort your vision at all? like i guess it must make everything all shaky for you


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Happy Malice Ascendence Day y'all!!!!!

    where's my card?


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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    NO NO NO country.


    Try this on for size



    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I like the phrase "bum chum" though. §m£ÂgØL and I are one big chumdumpster.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Or this one



  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yes country. Im fuckin sad. Everything is fucked up and sad.
  9. Originally posted by CASPER Happy Malice Ascendence Day y'all!!!!!

    I'll pour one out later once I grab a bottle.
  10. Originally posted by CASPER yes country. Im fuckin sad. Everything is fucked up and sad.

    Feeling the same lately. Everything feels fake and artificial, just inorganic. I've really been putting serious thought into the whole simulation/predetermined type theory. Too many patterns in things to be a coincidence.
  11. my brain is running on a self destruction program. it's ultimate goal is to kill itself and it's method is to destroy everything good and every opportunity and i'm just the inert observer.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    well I'm in a good mood, must be all the cock I haven't been sucking you cocksucking cocksuckers
  13. let's all meet up and do a mass suicide
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III let's all meet up and do a mass suicide

    oh i have to return some video tapes


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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    A faggot
  16. Originally posted by Narc one of my customers before i got busted chopped his gf up and flushed her down the toilet, then told her family on fb. lol


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    Fuck that made me hard
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I am sleeping with Shell and I am already pouring in my heart for this one of the most annoying and unsuccessful family members out of my entire mind about what the cyp450 enzymes are doing for the last 4 weeks of this month and we are not sure if we will ever see each other again
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Muh gimp
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice Fuck that made me hard

    that wouldn't last long if you'd seen her.


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