The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-14 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #5181
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   faggot confirmed^
   
   
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2. 2019-06-14 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #5182
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   never hidden that in over 40 yrs so you are the ultimate retard. LMAO.
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3. 2019-06-14 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #5183
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Dregs never hidden that in over 40 yrs so you are the ultimate retard. LMAO.

   
   that don't make you any less of a disgusting faggot tho.
   
   
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4. 2019-06-14 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #5184
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   disgusting is subjective though...and proud to be. Lmao
5. 2019-06-14 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #5185
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian My legs are so damn itchy all the time this is hell.

   
   At least you don't have mosquitoes nigga. Even with repellent they attack my legs like the beaches of Normandy, and leave it looking as bombed out.
6. 2019-06-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #5186
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator At least you don't have mosquitoes nigga. Even with repellent they attack my legs like the beaches of Normandy, and leave it looking as bombed out.

   
   It's not like I have dry skin either they're just so damn itchy.
   
   **DIABETES**
7. 2019-06-14 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #5187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
8. 2019-06-14 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #5188
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   The problem of induction has been looming in my consciousness recently.
9. 2019-06-14 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #5189
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   ye
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10. 2019-06-15 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #5190
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Dregs disgusting is subjective though…and proud to be. Lmao

    
    yes it is, and in reality the vast majority find it subjectively disgusting.
    
    
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11. 2019-06-15 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #5191
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Solstice

    
    fuck me is it really that complicated for him to just ask for a 'coke, no ice' when he orders ffs?
    
    
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12. 2019-06-15 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #5192
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck me is it really that complicated for him to just ask for a 'coke, no ice' when he orders ffs?
    
    
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    His first mistake was going to McDonalds for anything. They don't do anything well, they're only as successful as they are because of how dumb and trashy the average American is.
13. 2019-06-15 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #5193
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Solstice His first mistake was going to McDonalds for anything. They don't do anything well, they're only as successful as they are because of how dumb and trashy the average American is.

    
    mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.
    
    
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14. 2019-06-15 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #5194
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.
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15. 2019-06-15 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #5195
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by NARCassist mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.
    
    
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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.

    
    Fucking brits.
    
    
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16. 2019-06-15 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #5196
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because
    
    
    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun
    
    
    But
    
    
    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age
    
    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff
17. 2019-06-15 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #5197
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

    Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because
    
    
    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun
    
    
    But
    
    
    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age
    
    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff

    
    did you see or touch any girls? innocently pf cpurse DY. tell me about them even if no sex bro. girls are so pure man xoxox
18. 2019-06-15 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #5198
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.

    
    it was my captain falcon impression. pretty spot on don't you think?
    
    
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19. 2019-06-15 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #5199
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist it was my captain falcon impression. pretty spot on don't you think?
    
    
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20. 2019-06-15 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #5200
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because
    
    
    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun
    
    
    But
    
    
    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age
    
    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff

    
    Fracking pervert
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