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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    faggot confirmed^


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  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    never hidden that in over 40 yrs so you are the ultimate retard. LMAO.
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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dregs never hidden that in over 40 yrs so you are the ultimate retard. LMAO.

    that don't make you any less of a disgusting faggot tho.


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  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    disgusting is subjective though...and proud to be. Lmao
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian My legs are so damn itchy all the time this is hell.

    At least you don't have mosquitoes nigga. Even with repellent they attack my legs like the beaches of Normandy, and leave it looking as bombed out.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator At least you don't have mosquitoes nigga. Even with repellent they attack my legs like the beaches of Normandy, and leave it looking as bombed out.

    It's not like I have dry skin either they're just so damn itchy.

    **DIABETES**
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The problem of induction has been looming in my consciousness recently.
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    ye
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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dregs disgusting is subjective though…and proud to be. Lmao

    yes it is, and in reality the vast majority find it subjectively disgusting.


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice

    fuck me is it really that complicated for him to just ask for a 'coke, no ice' when he orders ffs?


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  11. Originally posted by NARCassist fuck me is it really that complicated for him to just ask for a 'coke, no ice' when he orders ffs?


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    His first mistake was going to McDonalds for anything. They don't do anything well, they're only as successful as they are because of how dumb and trashy the average American is.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice His first mistake was going to McDonalds for anything. They don't do anything well, they're only as successful as they are because of how dumb and trashy the average American is.

    mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.


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  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.
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  14. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.


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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.

    Fucking brits.

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  15. I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because


    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun


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    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age

    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff
  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because


    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun


    But


    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age

    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff

    did you see or touch any girls? innocently pf cpurse DY. tell me about them even if no sex bro. girls are so pure man xoxox
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.

    it was my captain falcon impression. pretty spot on don't you think?


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  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist it was my captain falcon impression. pretty spot on don't you think?


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  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a waterpark and now I know where I need to start hanging out because


    Because the pool is a place where the water is pointless unless you're five, and I don't really have a beach here, and I guess there are lakes here, and lakes are fun


    But


    But the waterpark is full of the youth that are the perfect ages and not corrupted by guys in their twenties, so you come in ripe for the pick of the litter of the recently pubered goyrls age

    The park is like an age enhancement, it removes the sows and feeds you just the good stuff

    Fracking pervert
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