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  1. Originally posted by Octavian High as fuck fam.
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  2. can I pay my hooker in bitcoin

    I have a retarded amount of bitcoin that I don't need that I really really really should sell immediately so as not to lose fucking most of it, but I probably won't at least for a little bit out of laziness. Also I need to figure out if my address is busted or not, and it seems like it may be actually considering a little test I'm conducting
  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by DietPiano can I pay my hooker in bitcoin

    I have a retarded amount of bitcoin that I don't need that I really really really should sell immediately so as not to lose fucking most of it, but I probably won't at least for a little bit out of laziness. Also I need to figure out if my address is busted or not, and it seems like it may be actually considering a little test I'm conducting

    I hope that test is "sending it all to scronny".
  4. not that kind of address, the other kind.

    I pulled a hydromorphone and ate like 3/4 of a gram of T-PAIN via sticking my finger in the plastic jar and smooshing it down on big clumpy pieces of T-PAIN, licking, and repeating the smooshing until it was all gone. No more tia. Probably not getting anymore for a long time or ever.


    im hgih
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano not that kind of address, the other kind.

    I pulled a hydromorphone and ate like 3/4 of a gram of T-PAIN via sticking my finger in the plastic jar and smooshing it down on big clumpy pieces of T-PAIN, licking, and repeating the smooshing until it was all gone. No more tia. Probably not getting anymore for a long time or ever.


    im hgih

    That sounds gross and expensive.

    If you want to see how caustic that shit is just put like 10mg in a disposable water bottle and wait a week or two until it starts eating the plastic.
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian High as fuck fam.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So Trevor's Apology Tour 2019 has been getting rave reviews. It's kind of humbling to hear from every woman who's ever been in your life on the same day, with several variation of the theme "thank God we broke up" and "I left the state to get away from you".

    Lel

    😔
  8. Originally posted by GGG That sounds gross and expensive.

    If you want to see how caustic that shit is just put like 10mg in a disposable water bottle and wait a week or two until it starts eating the plastic.

    I KNOW

    THAT IT IS CAUSTIC NIGGER
    I'VE BEEN EATING HALF GRAMS NIGGER
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a story about a fsggot that just patted my ass as I walked out of the bathroom and ill tell it in a little bit. Fucking faggot. I might fight him. ")
  10. Originally posted by CASPER So Trevor's Apology Tour 2019 has been getting rave reviews. It's kind of humbling to hear from every woman who's ever been in your life on the same day, with several variation of the theme "thank God we broke up" and "I left the state to get away from you".

    Lel

    😔

    I'M SORRY

    TO HEAR THAT ABOUT YOU NIGGER
    KEEP YOUR HEAD UP FRIEND NIGGER


    anyway,

    I saw several minutes of Trevor Noah's show last night and was thinking about how Trevor Noah is not funny at all and how I've never so much as chuckled at a single joke of his. He tries really hard to appeal to an annoying demographic, and somehow a combination of that and how he's a jedi loving South African infatuated with race makes him the guy that your girlfriend takes you to see and when you aren't laughing one of her friends elbows you and says
    "He's funny, don't be racist."
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  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOU GODDAMN EYE
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'M SORRY

    TO HEAR THAT ABOUT YOU NIGGER
    KEEP YOUR HEAD UP FRIEND NIGGER


    anyway,

    I saw several minutes of Trevor Noah's show last night and was thinking about how Trevor Noah is not funny at all and how I've never so much as chuckled at a single joke of his. He tries really hard to appeal to an annoying demographic, and somehow a combination of that and how he's a jedi loving South African infatuated with race makes him the guy that your girlfriend takes you to see and when you aren't laughing one of her friends elbows you and says
    "He's funny, don't be racist."

    He did a bit that was OK once, don't remember it but it wasn't terrible. He seems like such a genuinely good guy though but he fails at achieving the high ground and perspective Jon Stewart did.

    Speaking of which did anyone see him tell off congress for not showing up to vote on 9/11 fr funding? That was pretty heartfelt. I have a soft spot in my heart for Jon Stewart.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well as it turns out I didnt make a scene and fight him. I used my Christian roots to live and let live and forgive him. But I had a good chat about how it feels to be violated as a woman and all that and I was now able to understand. When a guy pats my ass without me wanting it, I dont like it.

    But at the same time I'll be over it and it is what is . TOMORROW I wont care.
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  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend

    Man, skinny people scare real easy.
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend

    Man, skinny people scare real easy.

    Hts?
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  16. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG Hts?

    >old bitch
    >skinny people

    I'm not even 30 and I'm fat af. You know it ain't me. 😢
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  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS >old bitch
    >skinny people

    I'm not even 30 and I'm fat af. You know it ain't me. 😢

    old bitch
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS >old bitch
    >skinny people

    I'm not even 30 and I'm fat af. You know it ain't me. 😢

    I thought you lost weight and weren't fat anymore? U looked good in those pics
  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG I thought you lost weight and weren't fat anymore? U looked good in those pics

    Im as fat as ever. 220lbs is like my stable weight. If I'm not rly restrictive with my diet and eat how I want (ie 'til I'm full), that's about where I'm at.
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