The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-12 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #5001
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER I wish I'd had a friend to get me into comics as a kid. I bought some Spawn comics at the goodwill when I was like 12 bc McFarlanes style is just cool, a d my mom found them and tore them up, put a padlock on the tv for a week.
   
   It wasn't a deep or cerebral comic, but I really liked Crossed and a lot of Garth Ennis other stuff. The "Wish You Were Here" webcomics was right up my alley.

   
   I only really started reading them relatively recently, maybe s couple years. Check out Superman Red Son.
2. 2019-06-12 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #5002
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I want to know.
   
   What you're feeling.
   
   Tell me what's on your miiiiiind.
3. 2019-06-12 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #5003
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I want to know.
   
   What you're feeling.
   
   Tell me what's on your miiiiiind.

   
   Imagine if clams and other shellfish walked around the ocean floor on two human feet. Like just from the ankles down, shuffling around.
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4. 2019-06-12 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #5004
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I would befriend them and take them to my home and feed them other clams to see how they respond.
5. 2019-06-12 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #5005
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   What if they had little human eyeballs on them and the clamshell served as their mouth and they talked in bubble signals
6. 2019-06-12 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #5006
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   The louder the yelll the bigger the bubble
7. 2019-06-12 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #5007
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I like bubbles and lambs. Imagine if the bubbles they made were the shape of lambs and they made a little bubbly lamb bahhh sound.
   
   Do animals go through puberty?
8. 2019-06-12 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #5008
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Mammals do for sure
9. 2019-06-12 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #5009
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So a little lamby has a high pitched bahhhh and he goes through puberty and it gets lower and deeper? What's the average lifespan of a lamb? Do animals go through puberty at an age in respect to their lifespan?
10. 2019-06-12 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #5010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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11. 2019-06-12 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #5011
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I say "thank you" all the time but nobody ever says "you're welcome" back to me. More sad faces.
12. 2019-06-12 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #5012
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ So a little lamby has a high pitched bahhhh and he goes through puberty and it gets lower and deeper? What's the average lifespan of a lamb? Do animals go through puberty at an age in respect to their lifespan?

    
    Pretty much, yeah!
13. 2019-06-12 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #5013
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont patronize me
14. 2019-06-12 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #5014
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Dont patronize me

    
    I wasn't???
15. 2019-06-12 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #5015
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice

    
    Grindin my feet
16. 2019-06-12 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #5016
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Thread useless without pics
17. 2019-06-12 at 11 PM UTC

    #5017
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Grindin my feet

    
    I wouldn't just grind my feet in somebody's couch, I got more sense than that....yeah I remember grinding my feet in Eddy's couch.
18. 2019-06-12 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #5018
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I say "thank you" all the time but nobody ever says "you're welcome" back to me. More sad faces.

    
    Me Too.
19. 2019-06-12 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #5019
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Back when I was on zzanakx I would smoke cigarrettes in my buddy Brandon and his girls house but I was so fucked that when I would ash my cigarrettes in the ashtray I would miss or not be able to flick it correctly and it would go all over the counter or floor and they would get upset
20. 2019-06-12 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #5020
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    High as fuck fam.
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