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What is the most severe injury you have endured?

  1. #61
    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you forgit darkness, the mastermind.

    Yes, I'll blame it on the dark. I feel less crappy now.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut you had heart surgery at your age? you must be even fatter than i realized.

    also, you tell the tiger and sword stories coz you too embarrassed to say you lost a whole bunch of fights. its losers who walk away with battle scars.


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    it takes a brave man to lose,

    because cowards run.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Yes, I'll blame it on the dark. I feel less crappy now.

    the unholy trinity.
  4. #64
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it takes a brave man to lose,

    because cowards run.

    don't sound like golm could run too far


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  5. #65
    Originally posted by NARCassist don't sound like golm could run too far


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    he can roll.
  6. #66
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he can roll.

    he could prolly flabby ripple across the floor like he doing the caterpillar




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  7. #67
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    folks?
  8. #68
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut you had heart surgery at your age? you must be even fatter than i realized.

    also, you tell the tiger and sword stories coz you too embarrassed to say you lost a whole bunch of fights. its losers who walk away with battle scars.


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    This might be funny if I was actually fat.

    I know why you're doing this nigga. Hydro aint sneaky.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Broken collarbone 3rd grade the day before we were getting our positions for youth football. Many sads.

    Other than that, a few black eyes, a million scrapes and bruises, but nothing more.

    Oh and that time I was 8 and had a pot of boiling water land on my stomach and I thought i was legitimately going to die.
  10. #70
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Broken collarbone 3rd grade the day before we were getting our positions for youth football. Many sads.

    Other than that, a few black eyes, a million scrapes and bruises, but nothing more.

    Oh and that time I was 8 and had a pot of boiling water land on my stomach and I thought i was legitimately going to die.

    Holy shit a million?
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Holy shit a million?

    And that was an UNDERSTATEMENT!
  12. #72
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i have plucked out just as many IF NOT MORE THAN A MILLION pubic hairs in my life time
  13. #73
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Broken collarbone 3rd grade the day before we were getting our positions for youth football. Many sads.

    Other than that, a few black eyes, a million scrapes and bruises, but nothing more.

    Oh and that time I was 8 and had a pot of boiling water land on my stomach and I thought i was legitimately going to die.

    pretty much fuck all like me then


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  14. #74
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WellHung I want some more information from you nerds.

    Chin, bicycle wreck in grade school.. I was doubling a hefty girl, and lost control.. Twenty stitches.. The blood was on the street for a week, at least.. True story.. 😥.. That banana seat ripped her a new one..
  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dregs i have plucked out just as many IF NOT MORE THAN A MILLION pubic hairs in my life time

    From dicks?
  16. #76
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    yes. as for my own it might take awhile to catch up on that.
  17. #77
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I popped my knee cap off & had to push it back on to my knee. It was loose for the longest time, just shifting in & out. I've never broken a bone.
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL From dicks?

    from teeth
  19. #79
    Broke my collar bone and lacerated my spleen in a motorcycle accident last year
  20. #80
    Bumdiddydash Yung Blood
    Broken foot.
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