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What is the most severe injury you have endured?

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've never been injured, except for a few hairline fractures in my hands from fights.
  3. #23
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    A chubby white guy when I was learning how to fight, punched me in the ribs so hard it broke one of my ribs and the splinter from the rib partially pierced my heart. I've had problems ever since, but not too serious. Once this guy hit me with some metal object when I wasn't paying attention and made the mistake of letting him get within arms length and I've had memory problems and hallucinations ever since, but not too bad, not too often. I don't really know what the worst is there's been a lot. But maybe one of those.
  4. #24
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never been injured, except for a few hairline fractures in my hands from fights.

    ninja edit
  5. #25
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never been injured, except for a few hairline fractures in my hands from fights.

    bet you couldn't knock out speedy:)
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dregs bet you couldn't knock out speedy:)

    I don't hit women.
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  7. #27
    Coming off a motorcycle at 90mph and then having the nurse in the hospital scrub the gravel out of my wounds with literally a scrubbing brush and without first using the anesthetic gel on my wounds to deaden the pain...After I screamed the place down she said "Oh sorry! I thought the other nurse had applied it".
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Coming off a motorcycle at 90mph and then having the nurse in the hospital scrub the gravel out of my wounds with literally a scrubbing brush and without first using the anesthetic gel on my wounds to deaden the pain…After I screamed the place down she said "Oh sorry! I thought the other nurse had applied it".

    Lolol
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers A chubby white guy when I was learning how to fight, punched me in the ribs so hard it broke one of my ribs and the splinter from the rib partially pierced my heart. I've had problems ever since, but not too serious. Once this guy hit me with some metal object when I wasn't paying attention and made the mistake of letting him get within arms length and I've had memory problems and hallucinations ever since, but not too bad, not too often. I don't really know what the worst is there's been a lot. But maybe one of those.

    damn thats fucked up. You're definitely tough.👍
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't hit women.

    You telling me if rhonda rousy was beating your ass, you wouldn't fight back?
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Coming off a motorcycle at 90mph and then having the nurse in the hospital scrub the gravel out of my wounds with literally a scrubbing brush and without first using the anesthetic gel on my wounds to deaden the pain…After I screamed the place down she said "Oh sorry! I thought the other nurse had applied it".

    damn... Any permanent damage from that? Scars?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by WellHung You telling me if rhonda rousy was beating your ass, you wouldn't fight back?

    Or a woman was stomping on an innocent child's head in the street you wouldn't hit her?

    You'd stand there saying "I say! stop that, stop it at once!"
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by WellHung damn… Any permanent damage from that? Scars?

    Yep, scars in several places... and my nub was whittled down from 9 to 2 inches.
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  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I had appendicitis when I was young, it hurt like a bitch but it was so long ago I can't really compare it to anything.

    I've never broken a bone which is odd given all the dumb shit I've done over the years.

    The worst pain I've ever experienced was dental, when a molar was coming in and pressing against a tooth that I'd cracked, but the reason that was so bad was because it was constant - dunno how it'd compare to something like a gunshot wound which I expect would be all at once

    I thought you Aussies are beer swilling,rugby playing, swimming with sting - ray crazy,Aldra? What gives?
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep, scars in several places… and my nub was whittled down from 9 to 2 inches.

    Just stick to Bangin' Asians and ull still get the job done.👍
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  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung You telling me if rhonda rousy was beating your ass, you wouldn't fight back?

    Only time in my entire life I've ever hit a woman is when my cheating girlfriend dragged her dumb ass to the door of my new place at 1am and saw the shoes of my new girlfriend through the window and started kicking a hole right through front door, yelling and screaming, then came through the hole she had bashed through and started punching me in the head really hard. I took about five or six good shots to the face and head and body, then I started swinging. The whole time she was throwing punches and swinging around like a wildcat, biting and clawing and kicking, while holding onto my hair. I gave her a good ten shots straight to the head and she still kept clawing and punching. The whole time, my new girlfriend was standing on the bed with a sheet wrapped around her, screaming at me to stop her. I finally managed to get her in a tight headlock and I literally dragged her and then threw her back through the hole she had made in the door. Then she left the property. Neighbors called the cops and asked if I wanted them to go arrest her and charge her, but I said no. A few days later, I saw her, and her head and eyes were all puffed out like a puffer fish and her skin on her face was deep purple. I just kept walking.
  17. #37
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't hit women.

    i don't believe you. i think you are a LIAR. not hating, just sayin.
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Only time in my entire life I've ever hit a woman is when my cheating girlfriend dragged her dumb ass to the door of my new place at 1am and saw the shoes of my new girlfriend through the window and started kicking a hole right through front door, yelling and screaming, then came through the hole she had bashed through and started punching me in the head really hard. I took about five or six good shots to the face and head and body, then I started swinging. The whole time she was throwing punches and swinging around like a wildcat, biting and clawing and kicking, while holding onto my hair. I gave her a good ten shots straight to the head and she still kept clawing and punching. The whole time, my new girlfriend was standing on the bed with a sheet wrapped around her, screaming at me to stop her. I finally managed to get her in a tight headlock and I literally dragged her and then threw her back through the hole she had made in the door. Then she left the property. Neighbors called the cops and asked if I wanted them to go arrest her and charge her, but I said no. A few days later, I saw her, and her head and eyes were all puffed out like a puffer fish and her skin on her face was deep purple. I just kept walking.

    Lol. Kicked a hole through the front door? Wtf 😂
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Kicked a hole through the front door? Wtf 😂

    Yep. An $800 door of thick wood. Went right through the center of it. Chunks of wood and splintered panels and glass smashed, and the landlord ended up replacing it the very next day, without even questioning me what happened.
  20. #40
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    and none of the glass cut you? details details
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