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What is the most severe injury you have endured?

  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dregs and none of the glass cut you? details details

    No. I wasn't cut, but she sure was, going through the hole both ways. Her clothes were cut to shit from the wood splinters sticking out and the glass chunks falling on her.
  2. #42
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Coming off a motorcycle at 90mph and then having the nurse in the hospital scrub the gravel out of my wounds with literally a scrubbing brush and without first using the anesthetic gel on my wounds to deaden the pain…After I screamed the place down she said "Oh sorry! I thought the other nurse had applied it".




    WUSS ! ! !
  3. #43
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    so what you're saying is you are like chuck norris/david carradine/maybe even a lil lee van cleef just even more badass and indestructible? that a fair assessment? fuck *mindblown*
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  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And Bruce Lee. Throw in a Grizzly Adams, for good measure.
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  5. #45
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol
  6. #46
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    thats fucking impressive
  7. #47
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I lost a fight in my front garden once when a shovel and a bottle of whiskey ganged up on me.
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  8. #48
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung damn thats fucked up. You're definitely tough.👍

    Somewhat I suppose. But I think there's a fine line between tough and stupid. I also know when it's time to decide to stop fighting. When that guy broke my ribs, he hit me a couple more times in that exact spot afterwards, and that was just sparring in muay thai. In a real muay thai gym even sparring can land you in the hospital if you aren't careful. People get frustrated real quick and start striking harder and harder.

    The trainers would smack you in the head and yell at you real loud if you dropped your guard at inappropriate times. In that gym, before I joined, they used to just go bare knuckle in the owner's backyard, full force. It depends on the school, but in the style I learned, you had to focus on defense and counter-attacks. If you threw a right cross, you'd have to make sure to guard the left side of your head at the same time. Any time you strike, the opposite side of the body had to be protected. It was hard at first but then it just became instinct. In a street fight, nobody wants to strike with me after a couple exchanges. It always ends up on the ground. We were also taught to never let the opponent land more 3 strikes or more in a row. It was an aggressive but intelligent style. Fighting over time stiffens up your organs and I really don't want to be as tough as those guys that've been taking damage for years. I'd rather be in good condition lol
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  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung I thought you Aussies are beer swilling,rugby playing, swimming with sting - ray crazy,Aldra? What gives?

    I've done all of those things and never seriously injured myself seriously that way

    I have a few stories like when I (am pretty sure I) got drugged in hong kong, slashed my face open and 'came to' on the top floor of some office building with blood all over the elevator panel like I'd spent an hour trying and failing to press the button, or when I blacked out, did a lot of dumb shit and smashed my face open trying to run away from the hospital

    in both cases I didn't do any serious damage, just lost a good deal of blood and had to sleep it off for a few days to make more
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  10. #50
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks??
  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not much really. had a javelin thrown at me in school which went in the side of my foot and had a few stitches. then got my right arm broke at football when i was 17 and had a metal plate put on it.


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  12. #52
    Originally posted by stl1 WUSS ! ! !

    How did I know the first post I would see from you was you stalking me again...
  13. #53
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    When I was 11

    I got hit head on by a pickup truck doin 55 miles an hour on my bike. I was riding to my family reunion and was about 200 yards away. They all heard the whole thing.

    I woke up in a culvert. Leg behind me covered in blood,mom screaming and my uncles beating the shit out of the dude that hit me.

    Traction for 2 months,body cast for 2 months. Broken arm,fibula,4 ribs and a cracked skull. Scars all over.
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  14. #54
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 When I was 11

    I got hit head on by a pickup truck doin 55 miles an hour on my bike. I was riding to my family reunion and was about 200 yards away. They all heard the whole thing.

    I woke up in a culvert. Leg behind me covered in blood,mom screaming and my uncles beating the shit out of the dude that hit me.

    Traction for 2 months,body cast for 2 months. Broken arm,fibula,4 ribs and a cracked skull. Scars all over.

    holy hell
  15. #55
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Awhile back I was talking to this woman named Sherryl. Talked for a few years and only saw her maybe 3-4 times. Well buddy let me tell you I was Wellsprung. But she broke things off with me and got a protection order against me because of me blowing her phone up and even called her place of employment. I was a bitch about it and posted many private pictures of her online, even camped out in the woods close to where she lived.

    Shit hurt me to my core, man. I'm still not right to this day.

    folks?
  16. #56
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I guess. I had surgery on my right eye when I was 4 and was in the hospital a month straight during xmas. It was really sad. whimpy whimpers

    What was your surgery for? Do you have a scar for it? I have a scar like 1.5ft long from heart surgery. It's pretty gnarly.

    Also have several scars from when I went psychotic at hydro's while on 750ug of AL-LAD and jumped over/got dragged under a barbed wire fence while naked. Like maybe 10 scars lol. I'm sure hydro would love to tell the story. Biggest goes from hip to 3/4 of my thigh. Then there's another one right next to it that starts where it ends and comes down to my knee.

    Whenever I'm nekkid with people (or sometimes not even) they want to know what's up with all the scars. I usually just tell them I fought a tiger or got into a sword fight so I don't have to explain all the surgery, dog bites, falls, mental illness, drunk people, and otherwise all around life time of fuckery that has resulted in having as many scars as I do. If they really give a fuck they'll push like 'noreallytho' and I'll tell them, but it's kind of embarrassing to get into and I don't wanna bother with most people.

    idk y im telling this 2 u tho ur gay as hel boi i dont associate with homoz
  17. #57
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sounds like you spend a lot of time naked
  18. #58
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra sounds like you spend a lot of time naked

    I was nekkid during the surgery too
  19. #59
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WellHung holy hell



    Originally posted by GGG What was your surgery for? Do you have a scar for it? I have a scar like 1.5ft long from heart surgery. It's pretty gnarly.

    Also have several scars from when I went psychotic at hydro's while on 750ug of AL-LAD and jumped over/got dragged under a barbed wire fence while naked. Like maybe 10 scars lol. I'm sure hydro would love to tell the story. Biggest goes from hip to 3/4 of my thigh. Then there's another one right next to it that starts where it ends and comes down to my knee.

    Whenever I'm nekkid with people (or sometimes not even) they want to know what's up with all the scars. I usually just tell them I fought a tiger or got into a sword fight so I don't have to explain all the surgery, dog bites, falls, mental illness, drunk people, and otherwise all around life time of fuckery that has resulted in having as many scars as I do. If they really give a fuck they'll push like 'noreallytho' and I'll tell them, but it's kind of embarrassing to get into and I don't wanna bother with most people.

    idk y im telling this 2 u tho ur gay as hel boi i dont associate with homoz

    lolwut you had heart surgery at your age? you must be even fatter than i realized.

    also, you tell the tiger and sword stories coz you too embarrassed to say you lost a whole bunch of fights. its losers who walk away with battle scars.


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  20. #60
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I lost a fight in my front garden once when a shovel and a bottle of whiskey ganged up on me.

    you forgit darkness, the mastermind.
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