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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie

    sexy
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietYellow It should have struck instead

    I wish. If anything i'd have dope lightning scars to brag about. It's very likely you'll survive getting hit by lightning too, there is literally nothing bad about thunderstorms. Lightning did nothing wrong.
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  3. In an effort to dust out my computer with illegal goods I sprayed pretty good into what I thought were air intake ports but were actually speakers. Whoop whoop

    They seem to working okay though. I haven't used them for anything yet because I always use earbuds. They're pretty nice I found out, there's one on each side to make this surround kind of sound, pretty nifty.


    now to go finish the job
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Oh boy! A thunderstorm just broke out above my house. I love thunderstorms. One time a couple summers ago i was standing on the balcony appreciating a thunderstorm when the neighborhood was graced by Thor himself. And not the Marvel movie guy either. Lightning struck the apartment complex directly across from me. And the thunder was so loud it shook the building i was in and all the car alarms went off at the same time. And i was like holy shit that was awesome.

    tempted to check weather alerts across netherlands to see where you live
  5. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie I wish. If anything i'd have dope lightning scars to brag about. It's very likely you'll survive getting hit by lightning too, there is literally nothing bad about thunderstorms. Lightning did nothing wrong.

    a good tattooist could give you them permanently and a lot safer.


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  6. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie People have been convicted in cases where no body was ever found.

    one of my customers before i got busted chopped his gf up and flushed her down the toilet, then told her family on fb. lol


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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra tempted to check weather alerts across netherlands to see where you live

    The Netherlands is so small when we have a thunderstorm half of the provinces are having one as well.

    Originally posted by Narc a good tattooist could give you them permanently and a lot safer.


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    Yeah but then you would lose bragging rights.
    Originally posted by Narc one of my customers before i got busted chopped his gf up and flushed her down the toilet, then told her family on fb. lol


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    That's fucked up.
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Hydro are you coming to cali

    Nah, not right now. maybe when winter gets closer. Then again I may just go to my homeland of Florida.

    Going to my doctor's appointment now. Meh... See how shit goes. If dying wasn't so painful, Id just do that instead.
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I now have a lightning scar fetish.

    Thanks CASPER.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Narc one of my customers before i got busted chopped his gf up and flushed her down the toilet, then told her family on fb. lol


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    Fucked Up bro.
  11. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fucked Up bro.

    yeah it was. i never realised he'd made a necklace from her teeth and was wearing it, lol. he always was a fucking nut tho.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5732959/Cannabis-obsessed-boyfriend-33-flushed-girlfriends-body-parts-loo-jailed.html

    28 years tho, fuck that.


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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Narc yeah it was. i never realised he'd made a necklace from her teeth and was wearing it, lol. he always was a fucking nut tho.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5732959/Cannabis-obsessed-boyfriend-33-flushed-girlfriends-body-parts-loo-jailed.html

    28 years tho, fuck that.


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    That's really fucked up bro.

    Teeth Necklace
  13. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash That's really fucked up bro.

    Teeth Necklace

    just before i met him he'd just been sectioned. he was walking around barefoot wearing a smock with a big staff in his hand and thinking he was moses.


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  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie The Netherlands is so small when we have a thunderstorm half of the provinces are having one as well.

    you prolly got the storm we had here last night


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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit. Glass and houses.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Narc just before i met him he'd just been sectioned. he was walking around barefoot wearing a smock with a big staff in his hand and thinking he was moses.


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    maybe he's moses
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG I now have a lightning scar fetish.

    Thanks CASPER.

    Wut I do?

    But YOURE WELCOME
  19. I got scammed out of 10 bucks. I sold a nice stethoscope on ebay and the buyer was from peyrto rico and it costed 13 dollars to ship first class, hey FUCK YOU ANGEL, FUCK YOU.
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'll kill you

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