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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator If my kid was a pedophile. I would send them to a psychologist and therapist and if they didn't come around to why those urges are immoral and must be controlled then I would kill them.

    As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.
  2. Originally posted by Common De-mominator If my kid was a pedophile. I would send them to a psychologist and therapist and if they didn't come around to why those urges are immoral and must be controlled then I would kill them.

    yea, the custom of honor killing must be honored.
  3. Originally posted by Sophie As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.

    no.

    true morality comes from within.
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.

    If I can't teach them morality to the point where they see pedophilic urges are a disgusting urge to be conquered, like wanting to jack off all over a waitress's ass in public, then I would tie them to their bed and break their knees with a hammer.
  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator like wanting to jack off all over a waitress's ass in public

    what's wrong with that?


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  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc what's wrong with that?


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    It's poor manners.
  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's poor manners.

    so is putting your elbows on the table


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  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc so is putting your elbows on the table


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    Right
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    but i still do that


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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc but i still do that


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    Okay?
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no.

    true morality comes from within.

    How would you know you don't have any morals
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    I don't think his dad wants to see his dead son's 1 inch penis.

    Scratch that.

    Maybe you could send him a letter detailing your almost daily conversations, his interests and perspectives. Just tell him he wasn't a complete fuck up but just had some demons brought on by isolation etc. 👍

    That would be better
  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    yeah the cat fucking things a bit harsh an all. the family might still have the cat even.


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  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian I don't think his dad wants to see his dead son's 1 inch penis.

    Scratch that.

    Maybe you could send him a letter detailing your almost daily conversations, his interests and perspectives. Just tell him he wasn't a complete fuck up but just had some demons brought on by isolation etc. 👍

    That would be better

    How big was his dick, really?
  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i wanna cheesegrate your nuts off to put in my salad and wash it all down sucking your dick through a straw getting all the protein i need for a week bitch
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung How big was his dick, really?

    One inch. He posted pics of it, with a ruler, to prove it. Nothing more than like a nub.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL One inch. He posted pics of it, with a ruler, to prove it. Nothing more than like a nub.

    He was fucking with you
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs i wanna cheesegrate your nuts off to put in my salad and wash it all down sucking your dick through a straw getting all the protein i need for a week bitch

    Let's not...👍
  19. Originally posted by Narc but i still do that


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    well you also enjoy golden showers.
  20. HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Malice was a cunt but I will say this;
    I do believe without doubt that reincarnation is part of the cycle of life and right now while we're suffering in this timeline he's an 8 year old boy in the afterlife enjoying either a much better world or a worse one.
    It's like rolling dice.
    We should all get together and kill ourselves like that one episode of Paranoia Agent.
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