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Malice's Autopsy Report

  1. 2019-03-19 at 8:34 AM UTC
    #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra they fucking black out his dad's first name in the police report every time except the first, when he's introduced

    I noticed that too, CHOOTIE.
  2. 2019-03-19 at 9:33 AM UTC
    #22
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  3. 2019-03-19 at 10 AM UTC
    #23
    Ghost Black Hole
    i aint reading that shit! fuck dat nigga!
  4. 2019-03-19 at 10:12 AM UTC
    #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When you die, you'll have your neck area pulled out like a carrot.
  5. 2019-03-19 at 10:15 AM UTC
    #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    im gonna swallow a note rolled up in a plastic vial that says "fuck you"
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  6. 2019-03-19 at 10:23 AM UTC
    #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or put a booby trap in there that explodes confetti into the air.
  7. 2019-03-19 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #27
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    gnarly, i still kinda figured he was trolling
  8. 2019-03-19 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #28
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls Jesus christ, are all autopsy reports like this?

    Does everyone have to have an autopsy by law regardless?

    Yeah this is pretty standard. They only do autopsies in cases where they need to confirm cause of death.
  9. 2019-03-19 at 1:05 PM UTC
    #29
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Read it, interesting.

    The Nigerian doctor keeps confusing pento and phenobarbital.
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  10. 2019-03-19 at 1:23 PM UTC
    #30
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you die, you'll have your neck area pulled out like a carrot.

    Thanks for that visual, broski.
  11. 2019-03-19 at 1:30 PM UTC
    #31
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Octavian That is some depressing shit right there.

    Seconded.
  12. 2019-03-19 at 1:31 PM UTC
    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III gnarly, i still kinda figured he was trolling

    Same. Rest in piece(s).
  13. 2019-03-19 at 1:35 PM UTC
    #33
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian That is some depressing shit right there.

    YUP.

    NOw you see why I've been such a negative nelly all week.
  14. 2019-03-19 at 1:41 PM UTC
    #34
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Genitals are normal. Brain is normal. All physiological features appear to be normal. Why did our old friend become convinced he was an irredeemable freak? Based on what his father shared in the police report, I really want to blame the people around him.
  15. 2019-03-19 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's unlikely in these times that an autopsy is not performed unless someone is really old or terminally ill.

    An otherwise healthy 28 yr old with or without suicude note? Gonna be an autopsy 12/12 times.
  16. 2019-03-19 at 2:16 PM UTC
    #36
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Zanick Genitals are normal. Brain is normal. All physiological features appear to be normal. Why did our old friend become convinced he was an irredeemable freak? Based on what his father shared in the police report, I really want to blame the people around him.

    Fucking this.

    I'm really tempted to compile every Malice post I can find, going back years....and mail it to his father.

    He doesn't seem to have ever had so much as a conversation with the kid he produced.

    "We had no idea where he was for 10 years". Did you file a missing person report? Did you bother looking?

    Or was it just a relief to not have to deal with your weird, subnormal kid anymore? Guessing the latter. Had other kids anyway. Gotta hedge your bets. Justin certainly wasn't going to be changing any Depends.
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  17. 2019-03-19 at 2:30 PM UTC
    #37
    inert_observer Houston
    Originally posted by Zanick Genitals are normal. Brain is normal. All physiological features appear to be normal. Why did our old friend become convinced he was an irredeemable freak? Based on what his father shared in the police report, I really want to blame the people around him.

    Bs, he thought himself into it despite people telling him many times he was in a mental prison of his own construction. Even by his own admission in the email, he knew what he would need to do to free himself but he didn’t want to. He said he purposely cut himself off from everyone for a decade.
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  18. 2019-03-19 at 2:59 PM UTC
    #38
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just because his brain was physically normal does not mean it was normal when he was alive, right? I haven't looked at the autopsy report in full yet but there's no way they could like, MRI that shit. Like if he was schizo for example, i dont think that would've shown.

    Don't think it's fair to imply that there was nothing wrong with malice. He suffered from some weird and intense social problems at the very least and idk if I believe that you can totally construct that kind of prison. I mean towards the end he was actually having psychotic episodes it seemed.
  19. 2019-03-19 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #39
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG I mean towards the end he was actually having psychotic episodes it seemed.

    Habitual drug abuse and cabin fever does that to a man.
  20. 2019-03-19 at 3:17 PM UTC
    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Or was it just a relief to not have to deal with your weird, subnormal kid anymore? Guessing the latter.

    Easy to say when you only know one side of it, and Malice was an adult not a kid...Guilt tripping the parents of an adult for his actions/decisions is pretty gay.
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