Malice's Autopsy Report

1. 2019-06-09 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #341
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator If my kid was a pedophile. I would send them to a psychologist and therapist and if they didn't come around to why those urges are immoral and must be controlled then I would kill them.

   
   As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.
2. 2019-06-09 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #342
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator If my kid was a pedophile. I would send them to a psychologist and therapist and if they didn't come around to why those urges are immoral and must be controlled then I would kill them.

   
   yea, the custom of honor killing must be honored.
3. 2019-06-09 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #343
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.

   
   no.
   
   true morality comes from within.
4. 2019-06-09 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #344
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.

   
   If I can't teach them morality to the point where they see pedophilic urges are a disgusting urge to be conquered, like wanting to jack off all over a waitress's ass in public, then I would tie them to their bed and break their knees with a hammer.
5. 2019-06-09 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #345
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator like wanting to jack off all over a waitress's ass in public

   
   what's wrong with that?
   
   
   .
6. 2019-06-09 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #346
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc what's wrong with that?
   
   
   .

   
   It's poor manners.
7. 2019-06-09 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #347
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's poor manners.

   
   so is putting your elbows on the table
   
   
   .
8. 2019-06-09 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #348
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc so is putting your elbows on the table
   
   
   .

   
   Right
9. 2019-06-10 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #349
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   but i still do that
   
   
   .
10. 2019-06-10 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #350
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc but i still do that
    
    
    .

    
    Okay?
11. 2019-06-10 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #351
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no.
    
    true morality comes from within.

    
    How would you know you don't have any morals
12. 2019-06-10 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #352
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I don't think his dad wants to see his dead son's 1 inch penis.
    
    Scratch that.
    
    Maybe you could send him a letter detailing your almost daily conversations, his interests and perspectives. Just tell him he wasn't a complete fuck up but just had some demons brought on by isolation etc. 👍
    
    That would be better
13. 2019-06-10 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #353
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    yeah the cat fucking things a bit harsh an all. the family might still have the cat even.
    
    
    .
14. 2019-06-10 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #354
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I don't think his dad wants to see his dead son's 1 inch penis.
    
    Scratch that.
    
    Maybe you could send him a letter detailing your almost daily conversations, his interests and perspectives. Just tell him he wasn't a complete fuck up but just had some demons brought on by isolation etc. 👍
    
    That would be better

    
    How big was his dick, really?
15. 2019-06-10 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #355
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i wanna cheesegrate your nuts off to put in my salad and wash it all down sucking your dick through a straw getting all the protein i need for a week bitch
16. 2019-06-10 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #356
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung How big was his dick, really?

    
    One inch. He posted pics of it, with a ruler, to prove it. Nothing more than like a nub.
17. 2019-06-10 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #357
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by -SpectraL One inch. He posted pics of it, with a ruler, to prove it. Nothing more than like a nub.

    
    He was fucking with you
18. 2019-06-10 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #358
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Dregs i wanna cheesegrate your nuts off to put in my salad and wash it all down sucking your dick through a straw getting all the protein i need for a week bitch

    
    Let's not...👍
19. 2019-06-11 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #359
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc but i still do that
    
    
    .

    
    well you also enjoy golden showers.
20. 2019-06-11 at 11:17 AM UTC

    #360
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Malice was a cunt but I will say this;
    I do believe without doubt that reincarnation is part of the cycle of life and right now while we're suffering in this timeline he's an 8 year old boy in the afterlife enjoying either a much better world or a worse one.
    It's like rolling dice.
    We should all get together and kill ourselves like that one episode of Paranoia Agent.