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  1. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I've had girlfriends, but never for terribly long.

    Now I just don't bother.

    Man it makes so much sense. You've seemed so much more bitter lately. I figured it was just resentment stemming from your fractured ass leg, but you're actually just an incel. Everything is so clear to me now.
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Oh wow, awkward.

    I'd say something cocksure like "I bet gay dating must be so different", except I'm kinda clueless about how straight dating works either. I've had girlfriends, but never for terribly long.

    Now I just don't bother.

    It was about as good as it could've been. Awkwardness is unavoidable in those situations but my family is pretty accepting of those things. It probably helps that I'm bisexual so my dad can still point out all the hot girls in public. Nothing really changed.

    I have some friends who don't know but it's mostly because I don't care enough to tell them. Like if it doesn't come up naturally why even bother? I wouldn't start a conversation by telling people I know how to play the harmonica, so why would I start one with my friends about how gay I am? The ones who stick around usually figure it out eventually.

    Most annoying thing is when people try to constantly hook me up with their 'gay friend.' Like man, just because he likes dicks too doesn't mean we have anything in common. And don't even get me started on the flamboyant gays.
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  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS Man it makes so much sense. You've seemed so much more bitter lately. I figured it was just resentment stemming from your fractured ass leg, but you're actually just an incel. Everything is so clear to me now.

    Actually I've been a lot less bitter lately. I have a pretty decent job now, and, besides being unable to afford to live (in a decent two bedroom one occupant apartment) in the city in which I work, I feel a lot more integrated into the global economy. The shekels are building up in my bank and my CV is gaining hot new lines every week.

    Oh I'm an incel? No asshole to fuck? That must be why I'm so bitter, huh?

    Cos I've got no previous experience of being an incel in the past, huh?
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Actually I've been a lot less bitter lately. I have a pretty decent job now, and, besides being unable to afford to live (in a decent two bedroom one occupant apartment) in the city in which I work, I feel a lot more integrated into the global economy. The shekels are building up in my bank and my CV is gaining hot new lines every week.

    Oh I'm an incel? No asshole to fuck? That must be why I'm so bitter, huh?

    Cos I've got no previous experience of being an incel in the past, huh?
  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Oh I'm an incel? No asshole to fuck? That must be why I'm so bitter, huh?

    Cos I've got no previous experience of being an incel in the past, huh?

    Experience doesn't change anything for the better. If it does do anything at all, it probably compounds the feelings of inadequacy that lead to this kind of bitterness. I'm not judging you or anything but you definitely need to get laid. You're pent up, famalam. People need sex and intimacy.
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    FAGGOTS
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I rape faggots
  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS you definitely need to get laid. You're pent up, famalam. People need sex and intimacy.

    Any chance of a prescription for that doc?
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Any chance of a prescription for that doc?

    damn could you imagine tho
  10. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Any chance of a prescription for that doc?

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Now I just don't bother.

  11. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wait did you "come out" to your family? Aren't they turbo-Christian Evangeli-Cucks?

    When was last girlfriend? Were you the Cootehill guy were giving advice to when you wanted to ask a neighborhood girl out?

    Everybody bundys sometimes
  12. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Actually I've been a lot less bitter lately. I have a pretty decent job now, and, besides being unable to afford to live (in a decent two bedroom one occupant apartment) in the city in which I work, I feel a lot more integrated into the global economy. The shekels are building up in my bank and my CV is gaining hot new lines every week.

    Oh I'm an incel? No asshole to fuck? That must be why I'm so bitter, huh?

    Cos I've got no previous experience of being an incel in the past, huh?

    I don't know what HTS is talking about.. I've noticed you've been quite a bit less bitter and more agreeable lately.

    I've been growing fond of reading your posts. They have a sort of humourous humility to them.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietYellow I don't know what HTS is talking about.. I've noticed you've been quite a bit less bitter and more agreeable lately.

    I've been growing fond of reading your posts. They have a sort of humourous humility to them.

    Shut the fuck up, retard
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know why I said that.
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  15. You walked right into that and I am SO PROUD

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  16. let's throw up on rides and shut them down
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Anal sex feels so good
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I enjoy eating pussy
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Said no one ever
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I had my 15 year old sex drive back. I used to jack off to the thought of fucking my band teacher. This was pre internet era. Just thoughts. I would've fucking ruined her.

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