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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Originally posted by GGG It's not dangerous and it does work. Here's an oral contraceptive that just passed some safety testing.

    Literally kill yourself sploo

    You didnt link anything dumbass
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Literally kill yourself sploo
  3. Originally posted by Ghost Literally kill yourself sploo
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Disgusting.

    says the dude that sucks cocks and pokes his into dirty grotty hairy assholes.

    besides, you ever seen a woman naked in her 40s? now that's disgusting.


    you know the only time i ever banged a chick over 36 was when i was 22. i hooked up with this 41 year old in a night club. i was still a kid and it was the novelty of the whole 'older woman' thing, combined with being high as fuck on the good ecstasy we had back then. she wasn't the prettiest chick ever but she weren't ugly either. she was slim and tall and for her age her body was fairly tight and not as saggy as a lot of women that age. but when you got down to that pussy you could clearly see where the 'axe wound' joke comes from. and damn once you got inside there it was literally like punching smoke. and when you think up until that point i'd never banged a chick older than around 25. so the difference in hotness between older and younger chicks was blatantly obvious to me after that.


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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I like older women that have had a few kids so you can fit your entire first in their pussy
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow You didnt link anything dumbass

    neither did you, I thought that's what we were doing?
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc says the dude that sucks cocks and pokes his into dirty grotty hairy assholes.

    besides, you ever seen a woman naked in her 40s? now that's disgusting.


    you know the only time i ever banged a chick over 36 was when i was 22. i hooked up with this 41 year old in a night club. i was still a kid and it was the novelty of the whole 'older woman' thing, combined with being high as fuck on the good ecstasy we had back then. she wasn't the prettiest chick ever but she weren't ugly either. she was slim and tall and for her age her body was fairly tight and not as saggy as a lot of women that age. but when you got down to that pussy you could clearly see where the 'axe wound' joke comes from. and damn once you got inside there it was literally like punching smoke. and when you think up until that point i'd never banged a chick older than around 25. so the difference in hotness between older and younger chicks was blatantly obvious to me after that.


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    In the dark, all cats are grey.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    §m£ÂgØL, what's the Chine word for 'connections' again. As in social connections; i.e. He is a connected person.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
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  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie §m£ÂgØL, what's the Chine word for 'connections' again. As in social connections; i.e. He is a connected person.

    Are you thinking of 关系?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Are you thinking of 关系?

    Maybe if you'd romanize it for me.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Dolphin on windows xp

  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Bump for lolz

    Shes kind of a perfect illustration of someone whos emotionally stunted, but pulls off "normal"

    Speaks German, French, Portuguese, Spanish. Degrees in Psychology and Organic Chem. Actress, musician. Comes from a filthy rich family.

    Cannot fathom that someone wants nothing to do with her bc shes a self centered cunt, even though she's never done anything "mean". Shes simply lied and manipulated and told stories about her ex boyfriend being arrested trying to break into her apartment 3000 miles away from Los Angeles, so id jump up and go save her.Like crazy person shit. Sends a text laughing about spending 200 dollars on Postmates, all to get the brand of BBQ chips she loves, but then the store was out so she spent $200 for nothing LOL (when she still owes me hundreds of dollars).

    And then she gets all butthurt when I dont want to go to her "Iggy Party" to "Watch the puppers do zoomies". NO. You and all your instagram friends are faggots, and no amount of adopted animals will fill the void you feel because you dont have a boyfriend or a husband or a career or children or a life at all. If simply being courteous and friendly while avoiding your questions about meeting up, is "MEAN"....then youre a stupid victim.

    Oh yeah...and her first dog is her "emotional support animal" which she really just did so she could avoid landlords being able to prohibit an animal.

    Its so strange...shes really sweet, but shes also a cunt bc shes just too much like her icy veined, soul-stealer of a mother.
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  15. Octavian motherfucker
    "Relapsed" last night, fucks sake. Didn't even drink alcohol so I can't even play the "trigger" card. Meh, I didn't go out and make a tit of myself or have anything to cringe about so that'll save me some anxiety. All my bills are paid for the month, food in cupboards. Got to keeo going, sometimes you fall down but as long as you get back up and still make some progress regardless of set backs, that's all that matters.

    **NA meeting manager**:

    "Lets all thank Oct for not only sharing his story on complete lack will power and FAILURE, but his ability to see the postives in even a bad situation"

    **Other members***:

    Sympathy claps
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    do meth pussy
  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER Shes kind of a perfect illustration of someone whos emotionally stunted, but pulls off "normal"

    Speaks German, French, Portuguese, Spanish. Degrees in Psychology and Organic Chem. Actress, musician. Comes from a filthy rich family.

    Cannot fathom that someone wants nothing to do with her bc shes a self centered cunt, even though she's never done anything "mean". Shes simply lied and manipulated and told stories about her ex boyfriend being arrested trying to break into her apartment 3000 miles away from Los Angeles, so id jump up and go save her.Like crazy person shit. Sends a text laughing about spending 200 dollars on Postmates, all to get the brand of BBQ chips she loves, but then the store was out so she spent $200 for nothing LOL (when she still owes me hundreds of dollars).

    And then she gets all butthurt when I dont want to go to her "Iggy Party" to "Watch the puppers do zoomies". NO. You and all your instagram friends are faggots, and no amount of adopted animals will fill the void you feel because you dont have a boyfriend or a husband or a career or children or a life at all. If simply being courteous and friendly while avoiding your questions about meeting up, is "MEAN"….then youre a stupid victim.

    Oh yeah…and her first dog is her "emotional support animal" which she really just did so she could avoid landlords being able to prohibit an animal.

    Its so strange…shes really sweet, but shes also a cunt bc shes just too much like her icy veined, soul-stealer of a mother.



    everyone's got a bit of cunt in them tho. some just hide it better or wear more effective masks.


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian "Relapsed" last night, fucks sake. Didn't even drink alcohol so I can't even play the "trigger" card. Meh, I didn't go out and make a tit of myself or have anything to cringe about so that'll save me some anxiety. All my bills are paid for the month, food in cupboards. Got to keeo going, sometimes you fall down but as long as you get back up and still make some progress regardless of set backs, that's all that matters.

    **NA meeting manager**:

    "Lets all thank Oct for not only sharing his story on complete lack will power and FAILURE, but his ability to see the postives in even a bad situation"

    **Other members***:

    Sympathy claps

    just remember a lapse doesn't have to be a relapse, everyone has lapses here and there. in fact learning the ability to identify a lapse when it happens, and then keeping it to just a lapse and getting 'back on the horse', rather than getting all fucky about it and giving up, which then turns it into a relapse, is one of the best coping strategies you can learn.


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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    This is what Democracy looks like

  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Ghost This is what Democracy looks like


    What level of mindless consumerism is this?

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