The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-24 at 9:26 AM UTC

   #3781
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks *skims over last couple pages*
   
   A race and IQ debate…?
   
   How peculiar.
   
   I wonder if such a topic has ever been discussed on the Internet before.

   
   Skims over your 7 million manic posts without one final word cloud of mine. :give me 24 hours:
2. 2019-05-24 at 9:27 AM UTC

   #3782
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I will burn you alive
3. 2019-05-24 at 9:37 AM UTC

   #3783
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Common De-mominator
4. 2019-05-24 at 9:39 AM UTC

   #3784
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Here's one with my nose I hate
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Common De-mominator, 
   • CASPER
5. 2019-05-24 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #3785
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Good job wren you're retarded .
   
   
   Thanks. Just wanna be manic again. Only can do it when I'm drinking. Thanks..
   
   You're welcome. Go to bed?
   
   Nope.
   
   Sure? Fine
   .
   
   Nope
6. 2019-05-24 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #3786
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Maybe Casper and captain falcon will be nice to you if you post pics. Oh?????????
   
   Fuxk you. Let me see some panny pics.
7. 2019-05-24 at 9:49 AM UTC

   #3787
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That reminds me I noticed CANDY always spells fuck as , "fuq".
   
   With the q . Fucq.
   
   
   Never fuck.
8. 2019-05-24 at 9:49 AM UTC

   #3788
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Here's one with my nose I hate
   
   

   
   Jesus Christ...
9. 2019-05-24 at 9:50 AM UTC

   #3789
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Also nothing wrong with your nose. You just look like you're constipated.
10. 2019-05-24 at 9:52 AM UTC

    #3790
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Also nothing wrong with your nose. You just look like you're constipated.

    
    There is everything wrong with my nose.
11. 2019-05-24 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #3791
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's long, its jedi, its uneven
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mashlehash
12. 2019-05-24 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #3792
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Here's one with my nose I hate
    
    

    
    lul
    
    I've seen this before
    
    inside a late-90s nu-metal band's cd booklet
13. 2019-05-24 at 9:56 AM UTC

    #3793
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra lul
    
    I've seen this before
    
    inside a late-90s nu-metal band's cd booklet

    
    Jajah do you mean sum 41 early 2000s ?
14. 2019-05-24 at 10:03 AM UTC

    #3794
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    PM Theresa May is resigning, this is good news. With a bit of luck there will be an early general election and Labor will return to Downing Street.
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
15. 2019-05-24 at 10:05 AM UTC

    #3795
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm your butterfly.
    
    I need your protection.
16. 2019-05-24 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #3796
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by mmQ There is everything wrong with my nose.

    
    You have a very Nordic nose. Its the sort of nose an old hermit in a forest would have.
    
    

    Originally posted by Octavian PM Theresa May is resigning, this is good news. With a bit of luck there will be an early general election and Labor will return to Downing Street.

    
    I for one can't wait for notorious anti-Semite and national socialist leader Jeremy "jedi BASHER" Corbyn to take over and begin the REAL Holocaust.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian, 
    • aldra
17. 2019-05-24 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #3797
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You have a very Nordic nose. Its the sort of nose an old hermit in a forest would have.
    
    
    
    I for one can't wait for notorious anti-Semite and national socialist leader Jeremy "jedi BASHER" Corbyn to take over and begin the REAL Holocaust.

    
    Thank you.
18. 2019-05-24 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #3798
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You have a very Nordic nose. Its the sort of nose an old hermit in a forest would have.
    
    
    
    I for one can't wait for notorious anti-Semite and national socialist leader Jeremy "jedi BASHER" Corbyn to take over and begin the REAL Holocaust.

    
    I never thought I would see the day. May's disasterous handling of Brexit and Conservative infighting will ensure Corbyn stands a chance, but Israeli jedi magic and media influence in the general election will probably see Conservatives win by the skin of their teeth.
19. 2019-05-24 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #3799
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Man I love you mmQ
20. 2019-05-24 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #3800
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Man I love you mmQ

    
    Patronize not lest yee be .
    
    No .
    
    I need validation when i do shit like this. Obviously. Thanks Falco. Jokes aside the monopoly money thing , I'll never forget. Shit like that is part of my life now. I'll tell my grandkids about that and they'll say HAHAHAHAHA what is monopoly and I'll beat the shit out of them but they will know afterwards. The same way I knew. You're a fun person. At the end of the day if there are 5 people that I always remember from zoklet/here , you'll be one of them. "When I see a person smoking I grab their cig and smash it on the ground"
    Ahaha
    
    Seventeen heart emojis go here