The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-18 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #3461
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's how it was last time I used but apparently that's not the case now, I went to every pharmacy in the city
   
   Probably just this backwaters fucking town
   
   I'll try the bigger city nearby next week
2. 2019-05-18 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #3462
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER You look too thrilled. Lol.

   
   I took some with a more serious expression but I won't be posting them, they look tryhard as fuck
3. 2019-05-18 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #3463
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   On second thought, I think I'm gonna stay away from the IV drugs, I don't want people I know to see the toxicology report and think THE DRUGS DID IT!!!
4. 2019-05-18 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #3464
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Whoever suggested The Expanse.....good call. It's like Mass Effect the Tv show, without blue women. It's like they retooled Firefly with a more intersectional cast, but also endeavored to make it not suck at the same time.
5. 2019-05-18 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #3465
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by CASPER Whoever suggested The Expanse…..good call. It's like Mass Effect the Tv show, without blue women. It's like they retooled Firefly with a more intersectional cast, but also endeavored to make it not suck at the same time.

   
   I liked the blue women in Mass Effect :(
6. 2019-05-19 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #3466
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I romanced Liara and she never did anything interesting or romantic the entire time. I wish I did Tali or that Aussie chick, but I was femshep so I couldn't do Tali, my first choice.
   
   My first ME experience was just ME3 when I didn't know shit about it, so I don't remember a whole lot, but I think femshep is damn near perfect performance, whereas male shep wasn't near as good in the voice acting department. It didn't feel as good from what I remember.
7. 2019-05-19 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #3467
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I think I spat game at Ashley until I saw her eyes looked all wonky.
8. 2019-05-19 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #3468
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Romance Kaidan and then leave his emo ass to die to prove that you're a strong, empowered femshep who doesn't let her emotions cloud her judgment.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2019-05-19 at 9:28 AM UTC

   #3469
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   FemSoph here.
   
   IDK why anyone would [LA]RP as a girl.
   
   I mean i could have made a female character in one of the many MMORPG whatever the fuck i played, but i never saw the appeal. I guess i could have picked Blood Elf female in WoW. EDIT: If only for the dance emote.
   
   I'd do a blood elf, ain't gonna lie. Also, what was this i hear about WoW CLassic reboot, anyone hear about that. I might wanna get on board with that because WoW started to suck after WotLK.
10. 2019-05-19 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #3470
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I did it in the fallout games, not entirely sure why
    
    I guess I wanted to play the game a different way
    
    Either that or some subconscious waifu bullshit
11. 2019-05-19 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #3471
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Good morning Juice you doin today?
12. 2019-05-19 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #3472
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not too bad, thanks for asking
13. 2019-05-19 at 10:44 AM UTC

    #3473
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    One more day off for me, then I’ll be working the next 8 in a row. Two of those days are my side job, so it’s good money. Gonna be a bum today.
14. 2019-05-19 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #3474
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nice
    
    I have one more required day later tonight and three optional days after
15. 2019-05-19 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #3475
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Do you usually work optional days? Do they kinda pressure you to do those shifts?
16. 2019-05-19 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #3476
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They try to play mind games sometimes but thankfully I'm immune
    
    I usually work them all though so they know that if I take them off I usually need them
17. 2019-05-19 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #3477
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm in the garden with the roses
    Cup full of oceans, Backwoods smoking
    Moats full of acid, ash on my mattress
    Drawbridge up, you shall not pass it
    Fine art on all the walls, bitch I make and break the laws
    Horse and buggy, no cars
    Whole village bow down
    Step up to my balcony and wave at the crowd
    Cane made of emeralds, coins made of gold
    Spider silk robes, let them drag on the floor
18. 2019-05-19 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #3478
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie FemSoph here.
    
    IDK why anyone would [LA]RP as a girl.
    
    I mean i could have made a female character in one of the many MMORPG whatever the fuck i played, but i never saw the appeal. I guess i could have picked Blood Elf female in WoW. EDIT: If only for the dance emote.
    
    I'd do a blood elf, ain't gonna lie. Also, what was this i hear about WoW CLassic reboot, anyone hear about that. I might wanna get on board with that because WoW started to suck after WotLK.

    
    Sometimes it's more fitting, sometimes it's a more interesting or emotional (lul) experience, and sometimes it's more sexual. It's also more aesthetic sp and you get to play dress up better than with a male.
19. 2019-05-19 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #3479
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DietYellow Sometimes it's more fitting, sometimes it's a more interesting or emotional (lul) experience, and sometimes it's more sexual. It's also more aesthetic sp and you get to play dress up better than with a male.

    
    Yes but want to be The Dark LORD of the Universe not the Dark Lady :(
20. 2019-05-19 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #3480
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox They try to play mind games sometimes but thankfully I'm immune
    
    I usually work them all though so they know that if I take them off I usually need them

    
    Fuck those jedi mind tricks.
    They did that to me all the time even though the administration did nothing for a good year, and expected people to pick up shifts every single day without hiring someone new. I worked overtime all the time, many times a set amount but they wanted me to do....
    
    More.
    
    It's probably because they were trying to hire people at like 11.25/hr with no retirement benefits to do the worst job in the world. Their answer to everything like more benefits or uniforms or staff was always "It's coming, it's coming!!" for years and nothing came.