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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ My mom was kinda the same way. Shed call me a LOADIE when I came home high. I'm like mom, I'm stoned. It's ok. Shed make a fuss about it like I was blasting crystal meth. Calm down mom!

    Yeah. She would make dinner, I would still be out getting high, miss dinner time, eat re heats then empty the cupboards on the munchies.

    She was adamant weed would be good for dieting cause I would eat and eat and eat and look like a skeleton.
  2. Octavian motherfucker


    OCTopussy
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like that picture because you're a good looking man but your nose is crooked so that means my crooked nose makes me a good looking man because math.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This girl walking in my parking lot. MY parking lot. Just sneezed and I said bless you and she didnt hear me so I yelled it and she got startled and looked at me and we laughed and then I threw a rock at her face.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I like that picture because you're a good looking man but your nose is crooked so that means my crooked nose makes me a good looking man because math.

    I wonder if Cocaine abuse has actually shaped my nose. My filtrum is still pretty sturdy albeit inside is a little wiiiIIIIIiide.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    That's an old photo anyway
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. U actually have the same exact freckle as me.☺️ U look like u need a bath piglet.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You look better with facial hair. That picture for some reason reminds me of fona.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It also reminds me of 4j.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Totally 4j the more I think about it. I dont have any saved pics of him but you look strikingly similar.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. U actually have the same exact freckle as me.☺️ U look like u need a bath piglet.

    Don't confuse our biological similarities as some form of bonhomie. You're an ugly disgusting piece of human filth that I wouldn't stick my dick in even if my life depended on it.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyone here listen to the radio maybe at work or something ?

    Heard that McDonalds commercial where the guy says "GIVE ME MY FILET O FISH. GIVE ME MY FISH."?
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. That's kinda weird but whatever u say, bro
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Hahahaha

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. U actually have the same exact freckle as me.☺️ U look like u need a bath piglet.



    Originally posted by Octavian

    OCTopussy

    You look like you get loads of female attention but you gay.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian Hahahaha

    You look like you get loads of female attention but you gay.

    Fuck you!
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck you!

    No you
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Ad hominem
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian Ad hominem

    "Ad hominem"

    Gay announced!
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian "Ad hominem"

    Gay announced!

    "Fear announced"
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Not true. IV is like, 3 or NO MORE than 4x stronger. I think anyways, idk it's been a long time but that's what I remember when I switched from foil to 28g.

    Heroin doesnt hurt your kidneys. Maybe a cut might, but not the dope.

    You may have kidney stones. They are terribly painful in the lower back. My dad had a rare kind and he had them chronically. He died with a kidney stone that was at least 4cm. He refused surgery after he was lied to the last time they "tried" to get it out and just put a stent.

    When the doctor went to remove the stent in his office he forgot tools at his other office. Had to drive 45mins to get them and back. My dad was screaming in pain with a rod half way out of his dick. This is why he lost faith in doctors.

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