The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-17 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #3301
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Like mania. Lots of it is awesome but it's bad but the awesome is awesome and outweighs the bad.
2. 2019-05-17 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #3302
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Take a picture of dogshit truck nuts
3. 2019-05-17 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #3303
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Take a picture of dogshit truck nuts

   
   Are you patronizing me? I am EASILY fucked with. I took a picture of dog shit truck nuts last summer. Stop it. Haha
4. 2019-05-17 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #3304
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Like mania. Lots of it is awesome but it's bad but the awesome is awesome and outweighs the bad.

   
   Yeah, sorta. Mania is probably pretty cool if it isn't accompanied by depressed episodes which ruin it. I no longer have full blown mania, but I have cyclothymia which is fairly benign, but I would rather not have it because the unpredictable low swings can ruin some situations.
5. 2019-05-17 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #3305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, my friends had truck nuts in high school. I didn't cause it's pretty gay when your truck nuts accidentally swing into another guys' trucks nuts, and then you gotta ask him to finish the job real quick or you're gonna be frustrated for a while.
   
   I had a retarded nascar number cover on my hitch from like, some guy with a blue car cause my nascar loving friend gave it to me. Idk who it was
6. 2019-05-17 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #3306
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I have never heard that word.
7. 2019-05-17 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #3307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I have never heard that word.

   
   Nascar? It's a sport where you drink and drive.
8. 2019-05-17 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #3308
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Cyclothymia, also known as cyclothymic disorder, is a mental disorder that involves periods of symptoms of depression and periods of symptoms of hypomania. These symptoms however are not sufficient to be a major depressive episode or a hypomanic episode.
9. 2019-05-17 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #3309
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietYellow Yeah, my friends had truck nuts in high school. I didn't cause it's pretty gay when your truck nuts accidentally swing into another guys' trucks nuts, and then you gotta ask him to finish the job real quick or you're gonna be frustrated for a while.
   
   I had a retarded nascar number cover on my hitch from like, some guy with a blue car cause my nascar loving friend gave it to me. Idk who it was

   
   I think hes talking about the picture I took of a car that I always walk past that had a bag of dog shit always hanging from its rear hitch.
10. 2019-05-17 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #3310
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    If I look into a blue diamond, and I think a negative thought, am I gonna die?
11. 2019-05-17 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #3311
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Love spending time with my mother. She's anti drug but loves a drink. We should all cherish the times we have with our parents, (providing you have a good relationship).
    
    EDIT: My dad is a dick, I hope he gets AIDS
12. 2019-05-17 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #3312
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Love spending time with my mother. She's anti drug but loves a drink. We should all cherish the times we have with our parents, (providing you have a good relationship).

    
    You should remind her alcohol is a drug as often as possible.
13. 2019-05-17 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #3313
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ You should remind her alcohol is a drug as often as possible.

    
    Yeah you're right but I mean as in DRUGS drugs.
14. 2019-05-17 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #3314
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even pot marijuana?
15. 2019-05-17 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #3315
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash If I look into a blue diamond, and I think a negative thought, am I gonna die?

    
    
16. 2019-05-17 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #3316
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you have butt sex with Neil Diamond I heard you live forever.
17. 2019-05-17 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #3317
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ Even pot marijuana?

    
    When I was a heavy stoner in my teens I use to talk to my parents like shit. Get bad ganjover in the mornings and be narky as fuck, she never had a negative view of weed up until then. Infact she knew people who smoked it in her youth but super strength bud wasn't around then so maybe it was a little different in regards to effects on temperament.
18. 2019-05-17 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #3318
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I took alcohol and then alcohol and then more cocaine and alcohol.

    
    Zzzz, man you are BORING.
19. 2019-05-17 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #3319
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by DietYellow Zzzz, man you are BORING.

    
    Take some more tramadol and tell us how much of a loser you are. 😊
20. 2019-05-17 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #3320
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian When I was a heavy stoner in my teens I use to talk to my parents like shit. Get bad ganjover in the mornings and be narky as fuck, she never had a negative view of weed up until then. Infact she knew people who smoked it in her youth but super strength bud wasn't around then so maybe it was a little different in regards to effects on temperament.

    
    My mom was kinda the same way. Shed call me a LOADIE when I came home high. I'm like mom, I'm stoned. It's ok. Shed make a fuss about it like I was blasting crystal meth. Calm down mom!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian