2019-05-15 at 3:23 AM UTC
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2019-05-15 at 3:26 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm currently auctioning off my virginity. The opening bid is I do yard work around your house for the week after and hope you bang me again
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2019-05-15 at 4:29 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I used to go over a mental list from time to time because I felt like it would be kind of a dick thing to not remember someone I slept with.
I should do it now.
Call me a prude if you will, but I don't think people should have so many sex partners that they can't remember them.
That being said, I've reached the 20 mark recently and it's becoming harder and harder to mentally recite that list.
2019-05-15 at 4:30 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The irony is that I sleep with women because I want them to go out with me.
It never turns out that way.
I still remain...
2019-05-15 at 4:43 PM UTC
Fucked only ten men rest of client list were fetishy freak cunts that got off on stuff little to do with sex.
2019-05-15 at 10:43 PM UTC
once you sleep with a girl you cuck yourself out though. it's better to reject them.
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2019-05-16 at 12:44 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
How can you finger a girl and not fuck her? The only times I've fingered a girl and not fucked was when I was completely fucked up or not distracted? Like are there girls going
"You know ____?"
"Oh yeah he's cute"
"Yeah he fingerblasted me but I didn't let him hit"
Maybe your finger game is whack. The trick is to give yourself carpal tunnel
2019-05-16 at 2:01 AM UTC
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2019-05-16 at 2:50 AM UTC
Ive only fucked 3 women. I think i win.
E: Stop complaining, faggot.