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  1. #21
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Guys are really fucking clumsy i never met a man who can really make me cum.

    Well I've only cum from head like twice, but that doesn't mean that's all bad. Women are way more mental than we are. If you're stuck in your head about something or not relaxed, or not feeling good, it just fuckes it up, my first gf would always make me stop when I was like 15-20 min in. Finally I said "idk. Pee if you have to. I'm not gonna stop next time." Long story short: it was an orgasm, she just didn't know what a vaginal orgasm felt like, and she was so afraid of peeing that she's tightened up and got all uncomfortable. Took A YEAR AND A HALF ago figure what out. But yeah I've never made a chick cum from just fingering, the fingering is usually just to get stuff going, then tongue the clit. If she starts pulling you up towards her and grinding her hips into you, you're doing something right. *sigh*
  2. #22
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Well I've only cum from head like twice, but that doesn't mean that's all bad. Women are way more mental than we are. If you're stuck in your head about something or not relaxed, or not feeling good, it just fuckes it up, my first gf would always make me stop when I was like 15-20 min in. Finally I said "idk. Pee if you have to. I'm not gonna stop next time." Long story short: it was an orgasm, she just didn't know what a vaginal orgasm felt like, and she was so afraid of peeing that she's tightened up and got all uncomfortable. Took A YEAR AND A HALF ago figure what out. But yeah I've never made a chick cum from just fingering, the fingering is usually just to get stuff going, then tongue the clit. If she starts pulling you up towards her and grinding her hips into you, you're doing something right. *sigh*

    Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like...okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.

    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.

    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.

    Basically i love pain.
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  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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    thats 20 I can remember after thinking for ten min,, seems like I'm forgetting 12 to 15

    oh yea the biker chick in Tenn. she got pissed cuz I nibbled off her nipple hairs,, hahaha

    she as like what the fuk dude! why?
    I replied,, well that shit had to go.

    needless to say that was a one night stand

    oh and the federal snitch,, got this asshole that shorted me on a sak to give me the $$ for a QP and I took this hoe out for the weekend.
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  4. #24
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Guys are really fucking clumsy i never met a man who can really make me cum.

    q : how can you tell if a girl is having orgasm ?

    a : who cares.
  5. #25
    šŸæ African Astronaut
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    thats 20 I can remember after thinking for ten min,, seems like I'm forgetting 12 to 15

    oh yea the biker chick in Tenn. she got pissed cuz I nibbled off her nipple hairs,, hahaha

    she as like what the fuk dude! why?
    I replied,, well that shit had to go.

    needless to say that was a one night stand

    oh and the federal snitch,, got this asshole that shorted me on a sak to give me the $$ for a QP and I took this hoe out for the weekend.

    Nipple hairs? You sure she was a she?
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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    I really like this idea...

    I'm gonna do mine that way:

    D: One night morning stand. One of the very few times I had sex while sober.

    D: Friend I slept with a couple times.

    C: Drunken romp with a (female) friend, who also happened to have just started seeing a mutual (male) friend. Needless to say, I felt pretty shitty about it.

    S: Another drunken romp with a friend.

    A: Dated her on and off for a few months.

    K: A friend of "A" above who was hitting on me hard whenever her friend was outside earshot.

    A: Threesome (MMF, unfortunately) with a friend and his quasi gf at the time.

    S: Dated her for nearly a year.

    T: Met her at a night club downtown and went back to her place. She was a polisci major. That's all I really know about her.

    S: An older woman (~33 to my ~21 at the time) that I met while on a bender.

    K: She was a friend of a gal I had a major thing for. I saw her on Nexopia (a locally popular early 2000's social networking site) one night before going to a party and invited her to come along.

    ???: I met her at a bar one night while I was living in Ottawa for about a year. I didn't catch a name. She left her underwear at my apartment.

    … TEN YEARS LATER …

    T: A woman I met at the liquor store after work one day.

    T: I had a homeless schizophrenic meth using ex-con staying at my place (the first of many) for a few days, and he brought a woman over at one point, yada yada yada...

    A: Another woman I met, at the same liquor store mentioned earlier, after work another day (different job).

    A: Yet another woman I met at a liquor store (different one), but her I fell kinda hard for. Geographical distance (she was only in town for one night - although I went to visit her the following weekend and it was amazing), and age difference, were two major contributing factors (EDIT: FOR WHY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT... Had to edit to add that. This sounds way worse without that part).

    And that's it. For some reason I've always rounded it up to 20 (unless I've forgotten anyone).

    Then again, I'm only counting full on vaginal intercourse. And I'm excluding the one escort (that a friend paid for).
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Man, that was kinda fun.

    A trip down mammary lane.
  8. #28
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by šŸæ Nipple hairs? You sure she was a she?

    I don't think they were doing sex changes in Tennessee back in the late 80's
  9. #29
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Poleflap, are u envious of the OPs "conquests"?
    Where was the ending of ur list w handicapped britney "yap" ? Numbero 2? Si
  10. #30
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Britney was lovely
  11. #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yap
  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.

    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.

    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.

    Basically i love pain.

    You sound like my ex gf. She is sad inside. I also cursed to Love both pain and painkillers. That's crazy about the pepper dildo I never heard of that.
  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    When life gives you yeast...
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.

    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.

    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.

    Basically i love pain.

    This is definitely not a real woman. Iā€™ve had someone still have jalapeƱo juices on their hands despite washing them after chopping peppers and then touch me and it was the worst pain Iā€™ve ever felt in my life. No real woman would be into that. Plural detected.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I literally searched 'amateur English piss drink' last time I jacked off. Everything is so boring. It's funny watch American girls letting a guy pee in their mouth and swallowing. Am I in the right thread ?
  16. #36
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I literally searched 'amateur English piss drink' last time I jacked off. Everything is so boring. It's funny watch American girls letting a guy pee in their mouth and swallowing. Am I in the right thread ?

    last time I jacked off it was 2 girls getting rough fucked then bashed the guys head in with a rock after. I saved it and am getting all the performers portraits tattooed on me
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  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    2 girls 1 rock. Timeless classic.
  18. #38
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -mal- This is definitely not a real woman. Iā€™ve had someone still have jalapeƱo juices on their hands despite washing them after chopping peppers and then touch me and it was the worst pain Iā€™ve ever felt in my life. No real woman would be into that. Plural detected.

    Thought that was obvious a long time ago
  19. #39
    I would never admit this sober, but I don't remember any of the women I've slept with

    Does this (technically) make me a 24 year old virgin?
  20. #40
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.

    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.

    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.

    Basically i love pain.

    The second girl I was with was a sad girl. I seem to attract those kinds. When we were just friends, we'd be driving around listening to her depressing indie music, and she'd ask me to put my cigarette out on her wrist, or her thigh, or above her breast. At first I said no, and then she'd get sort of quiet for a long time. Finally when she asked me, I did it. And it became this weird kind of intimacy. The spot between her breasts always had a checkerboard of razor cuts. Also found out shortly thereafter that she was into AEA. The first time we had sex we were in public so there wasn't a ton we could do, but she wanted me to slap her. The first time she asked me to choke her...honestly I was more afraid about getting Gone Girl'd than I was about actually hurting her. I took a video "as a joke" of her saying something like "I want him to choke me untll I pass out, and then fuck me retarded." She liked a belt or a guitar string around her neck. Handcuffs and pulling her arms up behind her. She had like sexual assault fantasies. Kitchen knives. Paint scraper blades. Hot glue gun. Duct taping her panties into her mouth. She'd buy cheap pajamas just to have me pull or cut them off of her. And as boring as I am , it was kind of empowering to get a pass to be more "masculine" and physical but I was still always worried that, as big as I am, I was going to hurt her a bit more than she wanted. Still, some of the porn I found myself watching years later I was like "wtf am I doing?" . It's the main reason I give any creedence to people when they talk about the effect of sex+ violence on developing minds.

    She was all kinds of fucked up though, and after the fact I always felt bad that I'd participated and then enjoyed it. Among other things, her little brother choked to death in his sleep in his bed, right nex to her. She'd been too high on xanax and liquor to hear him. Her parents split up after that. Her mom gained like 200+ lbs. Her morbidly obese mother who she had to care for then- had a heart attack from stress. So obviously this girl blamed herself and started using heroin. But yeah...always felt weird bc that was never something I gravitated to organically, but nowadays when men need to be concerned for most with making things clear and making your partner feel safe, and getting clear cut consent and stuff, I get afraid either I'll scare someone off or someone will think I actually mean to hurt someone or something.
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