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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    My dog is a charleston
  2. REPOASTED!




    youre an idiot.

    https://niggasin.space/user/86

    - he is currently IP banning one or more of my IPs. the only way for an IP ban to be successful is if he IP bans every single addy on the internetzses. even then id probably find access, based on his ineptitude.

    - he enacted 'captchas' in an attempt to slow my posting.

    theyve done nothing to affect me. i have a magic PC that magically gets around automated bot detectors. abracadabra.

    - he set in place a 10-post limit on new member accounts in an effort to prevent k­roz kock spammage.

    i make as many new member accounts as there are posts i care to make. im considering making one post per account. this has the joyful effect of him having to ban each individual screen name instead of the previous spammage of one screen name for multiple posts.

    - he made an email verification for new account creation

    i have...literally...an infinite number of email addys.

    - he has banned entire domains of email providers.

    i used a different provider.

    - he enacts word f­ilters...for some retarded reason. not sure what. mental deficiency is my top guess.

    i bypass them as easily as i bypass a snail trickling across the highway while driving my 8,000lb truck

    s­hitskin. a­lligator. f­ilter. c­rockodile. k­roz. im sure i missed a few.

    in summary: lanny-fag is an impotent, inept, nigger semen infested unter-bottom who isnt even allowed the title 'bitch.' if he were in prison he'd be the unterbottom bitch of the prison bitch. the stupid fuck either doesnt know or doesnt care that his feeble attempts are only alienating everyone that isnt me.

    additionally: you have three options:

    #1. is to stfu and enjoy the cornucopia of k­roz kock while i laugh at your idiocy

    #2. is to impotently yammer on about the k­roz kock escapades while i laugh at your idiocy

    #3. is to kill yourself on live streaming video while i laugh at your idiocy

    either way, youre an idiot.

    executive summary: i own this shithole. i post what i want. when i want. where i want. and there isnt a thing anyone can do about it. now stfu and enjoy the k­roz kockz kerfuffle.




    we have the moral obligation to eat more meat.






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    Nigger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. During the 4th quarter of a rainy college football game between the Washington State Cougars and the Stanford Trees (kek), a mysterious figure known only as "Popcorn Guy" decided to finish off his popcorn using a very bizarre, yet entertaining technique. Washington State was losing by 38 points with only a field goal, and would finish out with a dismal 55-17 loss.

    Nobody has been able to confirm the identity of Popcorn Guy as of this writing. ESPN has a done a piece on him asking for his PI, as they would like to interview him.


























  4. Ghost Black Hole
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Bob Marley didn't write songs about Spice m8.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    How do you know
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost How do you know

    He smoked weed like normal stoners.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL755B5C8F502131C1

  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Are you bboth fucki retard
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Naigger
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    And fucking Clock That Cock, with your mouth.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box not even. my buddy was dying of a gunshot wound and the paramedics were refused access to treat people because the cops were like uhh nope. cops are more important than paramedics and normal people. they can kill anyone and whatever and you can deal with it because the feudal lords pay them and not you.

    They're more important in terms of fucking shit up. That's what I'm saying. Paramedics save lives. That's their only job. Cops get on scene and complicate things, exactly like in your scenario.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "gramma"

    "Gramma"

    "GRAMMA?"

    "GRAAAMMMAA??"

    "GRAAAAMMMAAA!!!!!!"

    "Whaaaaat????!!"

    "Wanna cookie?"

    -exchange between 5 year old boy and grandma in my parking lot
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh nevermind said "I want a cookie." And then she gave him two and he started eating them both and she yelled at him to give one of them to his brother.

    Fascinating, I know. I can tell it again.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by Common De-mominator

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