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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-14 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietYellow No Casper, I wasn't a chem minor but I took O Chem and Biochem. Chemistry is cool, but it starts to get real complex real fast and then it starts turning into math. Once you get far enough into almost anything it turns into math, even golf. Especially golf.
I hate math.
See I used to hate math too, and well, for the most part, I still do, however I can tolerate math and the only way I "understand it" is when it applies to something I enjoy or have a passion for. I never got math until I started mixing it with science.
Also drugs. I would say that most people especially here wouldn't know how many grams go into an ounce (28g for a metric ounce, 32 and a half for an imperial ounce) or how many pounds are in a kilo (2.2 lbs) if it wasn't for drugs. My father's science teacher in highschool truly believed if it wasn't for drugs, nobody in his class would have figured out anything with the metric system since half the school sold drugs... The other half bought drugs. True, I guess.
If its just math floating about and you expect me to do algebra or something, forget it, but if you apply those numbers and the equasion to mean something, then it's a lot easier for me.
Originally posted by Lanny sweet jesus, the posts be flying fast and furious in this thread
when are you going to ban Infinitycuck? -
2019-05-14 at 8:49 PM UTC
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2019-05-14 at 8:51 PM UTC
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2019-05-14 at 8:55 PM UTCA guy who just moved in asked if I could run him to the gas station so I was like yeah, no problem. Then when we get back he asks me if I video game. I'm like no, not really. Then he asks me if I have a console so I'm like I had an xbox. Then he starts talking about wanting to play this game called Apex he said it's like fortnite, and I would rather watch Ridiculousness than play fortnite. UUuuuhugugf
Then he asks if he can look at my room(!!!) and I'm like uhh.... ok? And it happens that I have a nintendo right next to my door and he's like "Hey, you got a switch!" and I'm like yeah. I basically forgot, I haven't played video games all semester, which is true.
God, fuck. NO. I don't want to play video games with you, and don't ever ask to see someone's room when you just met them, who the fuck does that? You're weird and fat and I don't like sharing. -
2019-05-14 at 10:04 PM UTC
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2019-05-14 at 10:28 PM UTCI wonder how long he has left before he dies.
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2019-05-14 at 10:29 PM UTCMay he live a thousand years.
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2019-05-15 at 2:15 AM UTCBrain fucking Damage
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2019-05-15 at 2:24 AM UTCChick flix are the same shit over and over and it's not a localized phenomenon. Romance novels are also the same way. Even the dramas from India and Pakistan are all the same ass shit over and over.
I realized that birches basically just watch to watch the same movie, read the same book, watch the same showw. So you just reskin the same shit over and over and keep selling it as new films.
I mean summer action blockbusters aren't much different but at least they've had some great genre films. I can scarcely think of a chick flick that isn't trash. -
2019-05-15 at 2:32 AM UTCBrains. Funny.
Bodies. Funny.
We just have one of each and we have to make due with it. What a weird contest. -
2019-05-15 at 2:39 AM UTCIt gives me a lot of heart. The greatest of legends accomplished what they accomplished with the same tools I have.
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2019-05-15 at 2:45 AM UTCOne has to wonder if a high IQ brain solving a complex mathematical equation is any more accomplishing than a retard finishing a 200 meter hurdle race.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-15 at 3:16 AM UTCHell I couldn't even win a 200m hurdle against a retarded child
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2019-05-15 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2019-05-15 at 3:53 AM UTCObviously they have equivolamcy test right?
Very very rude to everyone ever to just assume some are better. No choice. No choice.
These are things you say when you've squandered your potential. :(
But! Nothing.
Fancy man dies early gross man dies late. Who is better? Nobody. -
2019-05-15 at 4:02 AM UTCYes.
Very rude indeed.
Lol @ very, very rude
Put ur big boys higher 😇 -
2019-05-15 at 4:06 AM UTC
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2019-05-15 at 5:40 AM UTCyou niggers are gay
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2019-05-15 at 5:57 AM UTCIM falling asleep but an ambulance siren should be way louder and faster than a police siren since they're way more important. Good night.
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2019-05-15 at 6:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ IM falling asleep but an ambulance siren should be way louder and faster than a police siren since they're way more important. Good night.
not even. my buddy was dying of a gunshot wound and the paramedics were refused access to treat people because the cops were like uhh nope. cops are more important than paramedics and normal people. they can kill anyone and whatever and you can deal with it because the feudal lords pay them and not you.
