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  2. accidentally took a seroquel instead of a dang ol dang ol clonidine. Today will be interesting
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow It's okay guys roshambo has a job now

    Xe's a Transgender prostitute
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow It's okay guys roshambo has a job now

    Good for him! Now he can purchase drugs on his own schedule.
  5. yeah, his job according to him is that he sells his freely streamable albums on bandcamp
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If he could actually sing and was a bit more lively n charismatic, hed have been an excellent frontman for a crust punk band. Hes already sweaty and fat and gross and incoherent. Hed just need a dirty studded leather jacket, a proper hairstyle and he could do all the shitty drugs and just lay down like darby crash, humping the air and slurring his words while the feeling of disappointment and confusion rolls over the crowd like a sad wave.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietYellow yeah, his job according to him is that he sells his freely streamable albums on bandcamp

    So he's basically an instagram model...
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    "MESUXDDK" is your verification code"


    Oh fuck you, Google. Very funny.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by CASPER "MESUXDDK" is your verification code"


    Oh fuck you, Google. Very funny.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Damnit I really sucked in work today.

    Baptism by fire sucks. 😟😔
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    My fucking legs and feet really itch, like, a never ending itch. Never had this before.

    Diabetes?
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian My fucking legs and feet really itch, like, a never ending itch. Never had this before.

    Diabetes?

    Early onset HIV
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo Early onset HIV

    I'm going for kidney disease.
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    What kind of work
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost What kind of work

    The company acts as a broker for customers looking to have waste removed, e.g. Takeaways, restaurants etc.

    It's the damn CRM system. I had a load of prospects I hadn't called back, it's my second week in so feel like, "give me a fucking break." Easier for people who have worked there years. I did well last week, once I master this system I should be OK.

    Winners never quit and quitters never win.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have a friend who used to run a motel in Salt Lake City and kept having rooms condemned as the Meth content was over 1 ppm. He kept calling places until he realized they mostly acting as brokers for the same company that purely specialized in meth removal. Saved him money that he later spent on drugs, including meth
  17. BULLDOZER2 Yung Blood
    PPM?
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    IT WAS IN THE FUCKING PAINT ON THE WALLS
  19. BULLDOZER2 Yung Blood
    KICK

    OUT

    WE DONT HOUSE METH VICTIMS
  20. methods and methodlogolyogy

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