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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-13 at 12:20 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:20 PM UTCSlanderous LIES. Our dykes are the finest in Europe.
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2019-05-13 at 12:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie O+ once told i sound very sophisticated but mQ and Panny only saw fit to make fun
I honestly remember it and I'm at least being honest. I have nothing but admiration for your bilinguality and your vocabulary of which even English I think yours is better than mine. It's just the style of the Dutch accent.
It just takes me aback. Lol. Dame as fralala southern accent. They both sound dumb in this weird way until you get used to them. Goooven Gloven. Its COMPLETELY me being ignorant and dumb. -
2019-05-13 at 12:23 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I honestly remember it and I'm at least being honest. I have nothing but admiration for your bilinguality and your vocabulary of which even English I think yours is better than mine. It's just the style of the Dutch accent.
It just takes me aback. Lol. Dame as fralala southern accent. They both sound dumb in this weird way until you get used to them. Goooven Gloven. Its COMPLETELY me being ignorant and dumb.
Thank you mQ, i'm not really upset anymore. Listen when i hear fellow Dutchmen speak English i cringe and die a little inside evrytiem. -
2019-05-13 at 12:27 PM UTCAnd I have no idea where the poem is but I'll rewrite a short version if you'll read it in Dutch thatd be cool if not that's cool too.
I'll write it in all caps so
WHERE DO THE LEAVES GO
WHO DOES EVEN KNOW ?
DO THEY FLY AWAY JUST SO?
OR DO THEY FALL INTO THE GROUND AND GROW?
there.
Read that. Your voice is sezy every girl on this site would cum at the sound of you reading that. -
2019-05-13 at 12:27 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ And I have no idea where the poem is but I'll rewrite a short version if you'll read it in Dutch thatd be cool if not that's cool too.
I'll write it in all caps so
WHERE DO THE LEAVES GO
WHO DOES EVEN KNOW ?
DO THEY FLY AWAY JUST SO?
OR DO THEY FALL INTO THE GROUND AND GROW?
there.
Read that. Your voice is sezy every girl on this site would cum at the sound of you reading that.
Oh yes, teenage girls from the US midwest have told me as much. True story. -
2019-05-13 at 12:40 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 12:43 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:43 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:44 PM UTCNot to mention all those fucking bikes and weird stairs.
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2019-05-13 at 12:44 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:47 PM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 12:48 PM UTCI know we were just kids going for the puff. Had a laugh tho.
The grasshopper was a strange one tho.
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2019-05-13 at 12:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Lol little dogs that bark and their owners who are louder than the dog trying to hush them. If only they could hear themselves. Lmfao
Have fun with that, mq.
It's one of those things where I can get on here and complain about but it is what it is right . It's always been that way. Short of me going out there and literally fuckinf blowing the dogs face off with a shotgun , shell never learn. So I should blow HER face off, but she seems mentally slow so that would be rude too.
So I could do all sorts of other things like
A. Be a bitch and talk about it here and never do anything
B. Be a snitch and bring it up to my landlord who obviously already knows
C. Ram a 9 inch didldo into my ass for some reason
D. Do nothing. Because its only an issue. 01 percent of the time
E. All of above at the same time obviously with a galaxy of mannequins behind me with motorized mouthed moving to try beat of MC jammers hammer time while I am having penguin sex with your late mom's mom's mom
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2019-05-13 at 12:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's one of those things where I can get on here and complain about but it is what it is right . It's always been that way. Short of me going out there and literally fuckinf blowing the dogs face off with a shotgun , shell never learn. So I should blow HER face off, but she seems mentally slow so that would be rude too.
So I could do all sorts of other things like
A. Be a bitch and talk about it here and never do anything
B. Be a snitch and bring it up to my landlord who obviously already knows
C. Ram a 9 inch didldo into my ass for some reason
D. Do nothing. Because its only an issue. 01 percent of the time
E. All of above at the same time obviously with a galaxy of mannequins behind me with motorized mouthed moving to try beat of MC jammers hammer time while I am having penguin sex with your late mom's mom's mom
F.
Find out which type of bacteria causes sore throats in dogs, breed loads of those bacteria and then once a week go round there and act all nice and feed her cute little doggy some "treats".
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2019-05-13 at 12:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Find out which type of bacteria causes sore throats in dogs, breed loads of those bacteria and then once a week go round there and act all nice and feed her cute little doggy some "treats".
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The thing is it isnt the dogs fault. It's her fault. I need to give her some treats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-13 at 12:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc I know we were just kids going for the puff. Had a laugh tho.
The grasshopper was a strange one tho.
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Next time you should go visit The Hague, the beach the bars, the restaurants. It's pretty nice. There's a coffeeshop on every corner so you won't be missing out on that NLX either. -
2019-05-13 at 12:59 PM UTC
