2019-05-11 at 6:46 AM UTC
I'm sorry everyone. I fail at life.741090
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2019-05-11 at 10:19 PM UTC
Can't believe I spent the entire fucking day masturbating and snorting Cocaine. Wtf? As if I didn't get enough sex last night.
Meh!
2019-05-11 at 10:22 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
i GUESS IF ALL GIRLS HAD PURPLE PUSSY'S IT WOULD SEEM NORMAL
Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers
2019-05-12 at 12:31 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.
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2019-05-12 at 1:42 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by CandyRein
Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers
What're you talking about?
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2019-05-12 at 1:44 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
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Originally posted by mashlehash
What're you talking about?
She’s a detective and we snoopin and shoopin
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2019-05-12 at 2:07 AM UTC
have to go see Mum in a half hour because Mother's Day coming up
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2019-05-12 at 2:17 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
making arrangements to go look at a toyota 4x4 truck tomorrow
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2019-05-12 at 2:30 PM UTC
About to get ready after this toke.. gonna go to brunch
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2019-05-13 at 11:52 AM UTC
heading out... the ‘real’ day/ with real people is about to begin
2019-05-13 at 12:16 PM UTC
bout to pop on some asmr and hopefully fall asaleep for a few hours before work