2025-01-04 at 5:09 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
layin nekid in my bedwatchin a movie, i wouldnt normally do that but it got hot in here tonight and my balls were sweaty as fuk
2025-01-04 at 5:50 AM UTC
Getting ready for a trip to Asheville,NC
2025-01-04 at 12:47 PM UTC
Fending off the bitter cold by stoking the fire
2025-01-04 at 1:08 PM UTC
Doing laundry, applying for EBT, paying my car registration, drinking discount rack scotch
2025-01-04 at 1:41 PM UTC
Im a reverse midget. Im too tall for many workplaces.
2025-01-04 at 2:12 PM UTC
Id be cool being a short king.
2025-01-04 at 2:53 PM UTC
Preparing my penis for lift off
2025-01-04 at 5:19 PM UTC
i'm considering doing a batch of nachos in the air fryer but that just seems redundant
2025-01-05 at 1:54 AM UTC
Torturing Scron on The Rack