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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    layin nekid in my bedwatchin a movie, i wouldnt normally do that but it got hot in here tonight and my balls were sweaty as fuk
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Getting ready for a trip to Asheville,NC
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    😇
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Fending off the bitter cold by stoking the fire
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Doing laundry, applying for EBT, paying my car registration, drinking discount rack scotch
  6. Originally posted by CASPER Doing laundry, applying for EBT, paying my car registration, drinking discount rack scotch

    Why are you applying for EBT? That's for cripples and minorities.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Why are you applying for EBT? That's for cripples and minorities.

    Because im not going to get to collect SS, ive spent 11k since september on fucked up expenses, and i want to buy stuff to start making burgers again so i can sell em.
  8. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Why are you applying for EBT? That's for cripples and minorities.

    And midgets.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im a reverse midget. Im too tall for many workplaces.
  10. Originally posted by CASPER Im a reverse midget. Im too tall for many workplaces.

    I'm a short king and I have no sympathy.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Id be cool being a short king.
  12. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Preparing my penis for lift off
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm :/

    or we could just eat air fryer food and watch wrestling MONDAY NIGHT RAW
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood or we could just eat air fryer food and watch wrestling MONDAY NIGHT RAW

    Air fryers are pretty cool. They work great for a lot of stuff. Such as hot dogs, Italian sausage, perogies, fish, chicken, pork chops, roasted veggies, and reheating pizza.
  15. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I like how air fryers
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I like how air fryers

    ⬆️brain damage
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm considering doing a batch of nachos in the air fryer but that just seems redundant
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm considering doing a batch of nachos in the air fryer but that just seems redundant

  19. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I like how air fryers

    Don't use grease or oil and cook very rapidly. Real crispy.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Torturing Scron on The Rack
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