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  1. I'm sorry everyone. I fail at life.741090
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by WellHung Smoke marijuana, not tobacco.

    I should just stop smoking tobacco, don't even get that nice lightheaded feeling.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Can't believe I spent the entire fucking day masturbating and snorting Cocaine. Wtf? As if I didn't get enough sex last night.

    Meh!
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i GUESS IF ALL GIRLS HAD PURPLE PUSSY'S IT WOULD SEEM NORMAL
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT i GUESS IF ALL GIRLS HAD PURPLE PUSSY'S IT WOULD SEEM NORMAL

    Wut
  7. Originally posted by 🐿 Wut

    ....?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.
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  9. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.

    Blue waffle.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers

    What're you talking about?
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  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Oh fuck she is onto me.
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  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by mashlehash What're you talking about?

    She’s a detective and we snoopin and shoopin

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  13. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    have to go see Mum in a half hour because Mother's Day coming up
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    making arrangements to go look at a toyota 4x4 truck tomorrow
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  15. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT making arrangements to go look at a toyota 4x4 truck tomorrow

    name her after your Mother for mothers day
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala She’s a detective and we snoopin and shoopin


    😂😂😂
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to get ready after this toke.. gonna go to brunch
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  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Eating cheeseballs.
  19. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    heading out... the ‘real’ day/ with real people is about to begin
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bout to pop on some asmr and hopefully fall asaleep for a few hours before work
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