What are you doing at the moment

1. 2019-05-11 at 6:46 AM UTC

   #4941
   you_just_got_called_a_faggot Houston
   I'm sorry everyone. I fail at life.741090
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   • Ghost
2. 2019-05-11 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #4942
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by WellHung Smoke marijuana, not tobacco.

   
   I should just stop smoking tobacco, don't even get that nice lightheaded feeling.
3. 2019-05-11 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #4943
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Can't believe I spent the entire fucking day masturbating and snorting Cocaine. Wtf? As if I didn't get enough sex last night.
   
   Meh!
4. 2019-05-11 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #4944
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   i GUESS IF ALL GIRLS HAD PURPLE PUSSY'S IT WOULD SEEM NORMAL
5. 2019-05-11 at 11 PM UTC

   #4945
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers
6. 2019-05-11 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #4946
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT i GUESS IF ALL GIRLS HAD PURPLE PUSSY'S IT WOULD SEEM NORMAL

   
   Wut
7. 2019-05-12 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #4947
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🐿 Wut

   
   ....?
8. 2019-05-12 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #4948
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.
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   • mashlehash
9. 2019-05-12 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #4949
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pussy eater.

   
   Blue waffle.
10. 2019-05-12 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #4950
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CandyRein Taking a fresh look at some old cold case files trying to see if there’s anything that’s been missed and if there is.. use Forensic science to get some answers

    
    What're you talking about?
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    • CandyRein
11. 2019-05-12 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #4951
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Oh fuck she is onto me.
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    • CandyRein
12. 2019-05-12 at 2 AM UTC

    #4952
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash What're you talking about?

    
    She’s a detective and we snoopin and shoopin
    
    
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    • CandyRein, 
    • mashlehash
13. 2019-05-12 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #4953
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    have to go see Mum in a half hour because Mother's Day coming up
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    • CandyRein
14. 2019-05-12 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #4954
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    making arrangements to go look at a toyota 4x4 truck tomorrow
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    • CandyRein
15. 2019-05-12 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #4955
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by POLECAT making arrangements to go look at a toyota 4x4 truck tomorrow

    
    name her after your Mother for mothers day
16. 2019-05-12 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #4956
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala She’s a detective and we snoopin and shoopin
    
    

    
    😂😂😂
17. 2019-05-12 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #4957
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    About to get ready after this toke.. gonna go to brunch
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    • Incognito2u
18. 2019-05-13 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #4958
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Eating cheeseballs.
19. 2019-05-13 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #4959
    

    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    heading out... the ‘real’ day/ with real people is about to begin
20. 2019-05-13 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #4960
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bout to pop on some asmr and hopefully fall asaleep for a few hours before work