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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, HM if you had a buyer for all that hm you probably wouldnt have to work a day in your life, would you?

    Looks like 10gs or so. Wouldnt go very far. Unless perspective is off, IME 00 capsules hold .6 g max packed to the gills, and those are filled roughly halfway.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Hey, casper, did you link the autopsy report for Malice while I was MIA? If you did, could you link it please?

    Since you're so Mr. MachoDetective, maybe you could find out what happened to Crazy Mike (aka Arthur Treacher). He was a cool guy. Hope he's not dead too.

    Take it easy, buddy. Hope you're having a spectacular mother's day weekend with what seems a well meaning, decent mother, that I envy very much. At least I had a good dad who made up for the piss poor mother I had growing up and now.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/35668

    Id need some basic info crumbs. I mean i COULD comb his posts for tidbits but i dont know or remember enough about him to give a fuck. But if anyone knows, i can prolly find it. But if he didnt post specific thoughts on killing himself, he probably just got a life.

    And thanks. Prolly gonna suck. Didnt buy her anything bc usually whatever i get her is a waste of money. Shes still unemployed and takes a lot of that out on me. Im sober, but im wishing i was still selling antiques. At least all the money felt like progress. Being able to pay for her car repairs and take her out to Michelin star restaurants was cool. Being able to walk into a jedielry store and have someone start talkiung about financing options, only to tell them id be paying cash...felt an unreasonable amount of good. Idk what im supposed to do from here on out. I feel like i want to be in a relationship, but i feel like id just be filling a void where im still not happy with myself.

    But tmw will be another day. Thats for sure. lol.

    Also thx for the pics of ur moms vag and butthole_ v2.0 bc i was kinda wanting to jerk off or something but now i think im good on that for at least a week or two.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Sup, Sophie? How ya been, ma nigga?

    Drunk, but i'm alright now.
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Conscious experience should be found in marijuana smoking neurons
  6. If my asshole got literally turned inside out I'd probably say fuck it and snort pills in my own filth as well.
  7. Originally posted by Sophie Drunk, but i'm alright now.

    Jager is for women, it doesn't even have the decency to be 80 proof and then has the nerve to taste like licorice and lawn clippings on top of it? Pass.
  8. Originally posted by Solstice Jager is for women, it doesn't even have the decency to be 80 proof and then has the nerve to taste like licorice and lawn clippings on top of it? Pass.

    How do you know HM again?
  9. Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.
  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    What did you think was gonna happen taking an element that is used to cause sudden heart failure?

    I thought you were suicidal or summing


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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Low sodium salt is like 50% potassium chloride.
  12. No, I was a retard and didnt measure it correctly and I didn't know it was so goddamn toxic in high doses. I knew that it IS dangerous to have too high potassium I guess, but I didn't think I was taking that much, and I didn't think it was...that toxic.

    maybe I'm retarded.
  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Bananas are so high in potassium they often set off the radiation detectors when going through ports.

    You must of been taking quite a large dose lol.


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  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    KILL CHILDFUCKERS.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.

    How did you not have an inkling that was a bad idea? Werent you a chem minor or someshit? Im dumb as fuck and i remember that there are 4 things important for heart function (or too much will fuck up heart function) : calcium, sodium, potassium, magnesium.

    Thats all i know.

    Whyd you start taking it anyway? Just tryna be sooper dooper healthy?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.

    As a tranny I became acutely aware of the dangers of potassium, as one of the common meds is a diuretic that makes you piss a lot but retain potassium. I basically hadn't eaten a banana in the 3 years leading up to last month. You're lucky you didn't die, fam. Glad you're okay. 😅
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER How did you not have an inkling that was a bad idea? Werent you a chem minor or someshit? Im dumb as fuck and i remember that there are 4 things important for heart function (or too much will fuck up heart function) : calcium, sodium, potassium, magnesium.

    Thats all i know.

    Whyd you start taking it anyway? Just tryna be sooper dooper healthy?

    He was just sitting there one morning and thought to himself "hmm, I might just start taking more potassium, prolly be a good idea".


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  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    My mother got mad when I asked just to go for the ride over to her mother's house (not the grandmother I've mentioned before, I haven't had anything to do with my mother's mother since I was a little kid and even then... the grandmother I've mentioned before actually treats me like a grand child. She's the mother of my mother's ex-girlfriend. Since they split up my mother still has a relationship with her mother since her ex has nothing to do with her and tried to have her committed and steal all her money/trailer when she had a heart attack a few years back. Didn't even come to visit her while she was in the ICU, she just made a grab for all her shit. Moved her shit head son into her trailer, tore the place up, destroyed walls and just made a fucking mess. Took a social worker coming out with a cop to get him out of the place a week before she was released from the hospital, then she had to come home to a clusterfuck, with all her possessions either stolen or destroyed. Sad shit, honestly. Sadder still that she has anything to do with her grandson still despite him continually stealing and strong arming her out of money.) Well, my mom was pissed when I just wanted to get out of the house/not be left alone there. She told me that if her mother asks that I'll be getting a room. Apparently, she lied saying I'd been in the hospital, which is why I came to visit my own mother, and when she heard that she flipped saying I couldn't go back out on the street. So my mom lied say I would be renting a room... *rolls eyes* she's too embarrassed to tell people she will be dropping her daughter off to live on the streets, hell, she got mad when I mentioned to a friend of hers that I'm homeless and just came to visit for mother's day because she asked me to... wtf. It's the truth. Why should you have to lie?

    Yes, I chose being away from the toxicity of this person who literally destroyed my life, caused all my possessions to get stolength or destroyed, and somehow it makes YOU look bad? Lol. I'd be more embarrassed as to why I chose to leave than my daughter being homeless.

    When I was with her, it was like being a prisoner. On the street I actually have people who are aquaintences that treat me better and with more respect, and offer to help me, as they can see I have a disability. I can't even get help from her to fill out paperwork for my disability. I've had STRANGERS offer to help me, people I SELL drugs to help me more than she has, like wtf?

    And I have to lie about being homeless. I'm not ashamed, and I'm he one who's homeless, so why should I have to lie for someone else who doesn't have to deal with being homeless?
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Truth be told, people here, on this forum, have helped, and been more kind to me than my own mother has.

    At least I don't have to lie to you.

    BTW, Happy Mother's day, Lanny, since you're like the mother of this forum and all :) lob you, lan-lan. Hope you're having a nice day with your mother today.

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