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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Naggot
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hamdle me

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  3. Originally posted by mmQ Hamdle me


    I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.
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  4. Also you lookin all good in dat shirt.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.

    Oh the things we wood do.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Also you lookin all good in dat shirt.

    Thanks friend. My mom hot it for me for Christmas.
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  7. Get on tinychat.
  8. I have like an hour or 2 of free time to drink this last 4 loko.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I have like an hour or 2 of free time to drink this last 4 loko.

    I'll download the app. Theres a reason I'm not there and its because i haven't a working laptop in w months.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll download the app. Theres a reason I'm not there and its because i haven't a working laptop in w months.

    whats wrong with yours?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER whats wrong with yours?

    My latest laptop? I spilled a beer on it 2 months ago and next day I turned it on it said HD not recognized. Why?

    I have a pile of them with that problem.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyway some arent bad and Pan can fix half if not most I'm just extremely lazy.
  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hamdle me


    Sexy. None homo way..I swear we are twins..Not identical but close. We should create a cult though...niggas worshipping us and what not. Any monies we get split 50/50...those who don't donate can off themselves off to some worthless God...the christian one that is
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.

    Cool shirt cool glasses!
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  15. Gave myself rhabdo. I inadvertantly took way too much potassium powder and all the sudden have explosive diahhrea, huge amount of numbness everywhere, esp my head, muslces are tightening up, and feel like im bout to die kinda but only sorta. I been taking it al lot and way too much a lot accidentally so I looked it up hyperkalemina and it causes rhabdo lol, so once im done shitting im gonna go urgent care. Cya
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow Gave myself rhabdo. I inadvertantly took way too much potassium powder and all the sudden have explosive diahhrea, huge amount of numbness everywhere, esp my head, muslces are tightening up, and feel like im bout to die kinda but only sorta. I been taking it al lot and way too much a lot accidentally so I looked it up hyperkalemina and it causes rhabdo lol, so once im done shitting im gonna go urgent care. Cya

    wtf is potassium powder?
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Hamdle me


    THAT NIGGA MQ

    THAT NIGGA 4J
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Works do tonight. They're only giving 4 fucking drinks tokens!

    Lucky the hotel where it's at is literally a stone's throw from where I work. I'm fucking scanning those motherfuckers and printing them for sure! 👍
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    Which of the girls are you?
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